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When we both left work.
You git!
I need to dry out and get my family back.
Oh, no, they're out of that cute leopard print
We'll always be here, cassie, right here, no matter what.
That goddamn cat's right.
Energy.
I'll go to these functions and deliver an upbeat view
She's, like, totally freaked out
Just so we're clear, there are no massive layoffs going on.
"no, not same!"
I promise.
Because I'm you.
He wants east assburg.
You need help. You're going to die.
He's an angel.
Gillian! And judy's.
Thanks for saying that... Out loud.
Then they tell three, and it's three cubed.
It's gonna be okay.
But I don't want everybody knowing about it.
I kind of am.
The gig is up, gennifer.
Remember that ass-clenchingly precarious balance sheet?
Gillian!
Not for her sake but for ours.
Of course.
Still half a million short. Damn.
[ normal voice ] probably what mer said.
I already know who I'll hire.
Oh, it's a bottomless fondue pot,
Eastfield? No one would buy eastfield.
Everyone knows that's just stacked pubic hair, benjy.
There have been rumors about layoffs? [ clears throat ]
Dad, you're drunk. That door was shut. Dad, you're drunk.
Uh, if they can't stop talking about layoffs, do some layoffs.
[ laughs ] let's just put her in a coma.
[ normal voice ] or me! [ as benjy ] or me!
Okay, this is very important.