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We're gonna get that piece of paper, Sammy!
"Give them to me, alphabetical.
- Yes-aah! Aah! Unh! Aah!
in so many other states-
Very smart. - Oh! Five hours of football.
of street ball outside.
for civil rights.
into a mirror, you are a white person.
- You need to find your own troubled white boy.
- Good lord.
This is my man right here- my man just said,
- More taxes for the rich
but I have to say that there are times
"she feels like she has to do that.
- We love horror movies. - We love the slashers.
and we're gonna have five little girls.
- That one time we went to a restaurant.
- Oh, man.
that needs to be fixed.
- Working. - So...
- Good night, everybody! Thank you!
- So thanks for coming out. - Thank you.
uh, but it's full of food, and anyone can go there.
- Oh, wow, it sounds like it's gonna be a big wedding.
I don't even wanna watch- We can watch it, but you know."
- Very sweet. - Of course she's sweet.
And nobody better throw me a cigarette.
- Welcome to the show.
- Oh, no, we will vacate the premises.
Are you all right?
And we're gonna have a little dog named Ruffalo.
- So if she says to you, um,
To me, marriage seems like getting a tattoo that's alive