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- No, no, that's not true.
- That's very good. I'm gonna try that.
- Baby, I'm gonna get a 14-karat ring
- Yes, smart.
That's why street magicians, like, on the street-
- When you get married, you can't hang out with a girl
And the dog gonna have a cat named Myriad.
- Yeah, "choose" is when you have to make a decision
- Whoo! - And for gay Americans.
that I'm a down-to-earth, normal kid.
There can be only one
ended up bringing us to America, so that was kind of
At the heart of the story, Tony has to choose between his mom-
- Yeah, yeah. - That piece of paper!
- All right, here we are.
- Aagh!
- All right, all right. If you guys say so.
- Carl.
We're gonna get married over here
- Which is kind of- Another thing I do
- We just-we really just didn't think it was gonna pass.
- Oh, okay, you're trying to get all them demographics
- Here to fix the copier. - Yeah, sure, sure.
"It's just a shame. It's gratuitous, is what it is.
- We just don't wanna rush into anything,
I'm like, "Oh, see, that's just a shame
- All right, okay. Yeah, a presentation, okay.
all due respect, Mr. President,
Achoo!
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Chesterfield!
is I will bank a complaint. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How long have you guys been together?
- Sometimes you're too nice. - Okay.
Thank you, thank you.
I just as soon wait for my wife so we can watch it together.