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- Yeah, "choose" is when you have to make a decision
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I just as soon wait for my wife so we can watch it together.
- Baby, I'm gonna get a 14-karat ring
Thank you, thank you.
- Carl.
- Here to fix the copier. - Yeah, sure, sure.
- All right, okay. Yeah, a presentation, okay.
- Yes, smart.
How long have you guys been together?
- All right, all right. If you guys say so.
"It's just a shame. It's gratuitous, is what it is.
all due respect, Mr. President,
is I will bank a complaint. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There can be only one
We're gonna get married over here
- Sometimes you're too nice. - Okay.
Achoo!
- That's very good. I'm gonna try that.
ended up bringing us to America, so that was kind of
- We just don't wanna rush into anything,
- All right, here we are.
that I'm a down-to-earth, normal kid.
At the heart of the story, Tony has to choose between his mom-
- Aagh!
- Whoo! - And for gay Americans.
I'm like, "Oh, see, that's just a shame
- Yeah, yeah. - That piece of paper!
- When you get married, you can't hang out with a girl
That's why street magicians, like, on the street-
- Oh, okay, you're trying to get all them demographics
And the dog gonna have a cat named Myriad.
- No, no, that's not true.
Chesterfield!
- Which is kind of- Another thing I do
- We just-we really just didn't think it was gonna pass.