Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Marla, the big tourist.

The infant went through the windshield. Three points.

I didn't know how,

in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it.

The first rule of EDM Spreadsheets ...is you don't fuck with the spreadsheets???

What concerns me are celebrity magazines,

a nice big bob.

You are too fucking old, fatty!

What the fuck was the point of that?

Good. Fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest.

The first rule about rails development is you do not mess with nokogiri

Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights. See the guys with testicular cancer.

Encuentro entre Dragnus y Lon Fog

She is Biden. Clearly, I am not Joe Biden.

I'd been here for two months and his door was never closed.

I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.

- What? - The things you own end up owning you.

Someone loved it intensely for one day,

OK. Any historical figure.

I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers

His name is Alexis Diaz

I don't wanna die without any scars.

Tonight... we make soap.

I look how you wanna look I fuck how you wanna fuck

It was worth every penny.

Are you... Are you all right, sir?

He did this every six years.

There's always that.

The Planet Starbucks.

I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

Never. Now get the fuck off my porch! Get off my porch!

O QUE VOCES ACHAVAM QUE IA ACONTECER?

hard, packing sounds over the yelling.

- What, are you selling those? - Yes, I'm selling some clothes.

- The gas was just a detonator. - Who'd do such a thing?

I became addicted.

His name is bob The builder

- Really? - I'm not kidding.

like the first monkey shot into space.

His name was Rad bro

somehow related to underground boxing clubs.

I'll say this about Marla. At least she's trying to hit bottom.

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

Bob had had his testicles removed. Then hormone therapy.

Once the tallow hardens, you skim off a layer of glycerin.

After sausage fest, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. You could deal with anything.

FOURTH RULE: ONLY TWO GUYS TO A GIF FIGHT.

I couldn't sleep...

- Yeah. Why? Who would you fight? - I'd fight my dad.

With your feet on the air and your head on the ground

First, you have to give up.

Your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch.

Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light.

Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

Oh, I get it. Very clever.

LON FOG AL VER A DRAGNUS

Is it true what they say about MCM Is he building an army?

We now had corporate sponsorship.

The first rule of top secret search page is you don't talk about top secret search page

You're not the contents of your wallet.

It's the suicide squad.

Get out of any major city. Just go camping...

- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami? - Is Mr. Durden building an army?

Masculinity is priority #1, people.

Nice big French-Canadian cock.

Scotts not here Scott went away

You can have cold chocolate milk

- What are we, then? - I dunno. Consumers.

Were the middle children of history. No place or purpose.

Streets are safer now. There is hope in the inner city.

What do you do for a living?

No. You’re Insane.

Is that what a man looks like?

Cornelius? Rupert? Travis?

- Maybe we should exchange numbers. - Should we?

Whatever else happens, you've got that sealing issue finished

he may enter and begin training.

Did you know you can make hot chocolate Add sugar, put it in the fridge

Get rid of her.

His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.

Pull any one but the green one.

- No. You can't die of insomnia. - What about narcolepsy?

- Tried to slip it by me, eh? - Look, we'll split it.

I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that.

She's a predator posing as a house pet. Stay away.

It’s under control sir. We’re solid.

blows out of your windows and sails flaming into the night.

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate.

Thin mother fucker

Bfdi club objects - every object has its day snowball: I feel bad for the objects you know the items. fanny: what are you talking about?! Ruby: he means US! birthday cake: OH NO!

It's not the end of the world. Just... go away.

pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers.

- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit. - A little more faith than that.

Two sides? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.

If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?

Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails.

I look like you wanna look, fuck like you wanna fuck,

This does not belong to us.

You got here fast.

I'll say this about Chad. At least he's trying to hit bottom.

This could go on for hours.

Oh, I get it. It's very clever.

Except the little fish

Ah, self-improvement is masturbation.

Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

- Yeah, actually... - I hear all kinds of things.

One can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items.

What is that supposed to mean? What...

It's under control, sir.

You will publicly state there is no underground group

All right. I am Tyler Durden.

I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel.

What DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

No, You're insane

You're trespassing and I will have to call the police.

Strangers with this kind of honesty Make me go a big rubbery one

his name.... is brady frost

His name is Bryan Esposito

But I don't have any chil--

You got about 30 seconds.

You could not do this on your own.

The other night, he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella.

I make, and I sell, equestrian helmets.

You had to give it to him.

Why the ear, man?

Yep. That's you.

- It was me! - I thank the Academy.

But I've got some good news.

- The first rule of Project Mayhem... - Shut up!

fuck oprah, fuck phil, fuck oz, i am sick of all this shit

If you ask me now, I couldn't tell you why I called him.

We never could agree on anything.

The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club? The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club?

If x is less than the cost of an ESPN subscription, we don't get one.

His name is Gordon Shumway

Great. - Keep It Up, Then.

And now I'm bankrupt, I'm divorced,

Hemingway. You?

Is it going as well as you hoped... Rupert?

I'm half-asleep again. I must have left it in the copy machine.

We're Still Queenslanders

52 weekly paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons.

Now we both have three...

Our Great Depression Is Our Lives.

The second rule of Fight Club is...

They don't have the courage you have to just run with it.

He will make many calls and have many meetings

Really? Still Remaining Men Together?

Turning on one light meant another light in the house went out.

Where is my mind?

This was mine and Tyler's gift.

Storm the capitol, refuse to concede, the party’s over

- We did make love? - Is that what you're calling it?

- Stop. - What are we doing?

What are you doing here?

Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Colin at work

I'm going to miss you prince I'm going to miss you too gw

You’re too old fat man And your tits are too big

His ESPRESSO will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

You know -using steroids.