Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're the middle children of history, men. No purpose or place.

No! Don't pull it.

Clean air, please

- I'll ask the questions. - Tell him.

I'm Fuckin' LOU Who the fuck are you?

- Hey. - Let me get that for you.

Where to begin?

I mean, all this. Why do you keep...

Was it ticking?

My suitcase was vibrating?

His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted

Under and behind and inside everything this man took for granted,

- This is a chemical burn. - Agh! Aaagh!

But this is too much. I don't want this.

this is broke ensers right?

Get the fuck away from me! Get the fuck away!

Is that your blood?

- How did you know? - They give shitty apartments letters.

Every Slice A Single Serving Friend

When its stupid

Jan's at home with a broken collar bone

That's nice. Taking food to... Mrs. Haniver and Mrs. Raines.

You're not the car you drive.

and his body upped the estrogen.

And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,

with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas- powered semiautomatic weapon,

Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life. OK?

Can I get the text in Cornflower blue?

- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack. - Man! His balls are ice-cold.

HE'S FULL OF PEP MUST'VE HAD HIS GRANDE LATTE ENEMA

Oh I get it, it's very clever

Oh, I get it. Very clever.

Oh, my God, your face!

- 60 seconds till CRl. - No.

That was Commissioner Jacobs who just arrived on the scene

- The greatest thing you've ever done. - I can't let this happen.

I Am JilI's Nipples. I Am Jack's Colon.

Get down on the floor!

You are not your popcorn bucket

We have to use the indefinite article- a dildo, never your dildo.

For some reason, I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.

Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.

COVID-19 became the reason to cut your beard short And trim your fingernails

Because waste is a thief

sometimes it's a dildo

You are not special.

It will take dedication and commitment and, most of all, cooperation.

If you are seated in an emergency exit row

His name is Shuma-Gorath.

- Everything on a plane is single-serving... - Oh, I get it. Very clever.

His name is David Mitchell

- No. No. I want bowel cancer. - That's your favorite too?

Oh my god, your face

The big moosie slobbering all over me, that was Bob.

We're a generation of men raised by women.

- There's a Fight Club in Delaware City. - Yeah, I heard.

Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.

Oh, i get it. It’s very clever.

Try this trick and spin it

His name is Charlie Kirk His name is Charlie Kirk

Look at my face, Bob.

Who you were in Fight Club

Gonna get, need to get, gotta get...

I am Kirk’s battered dickmeat.

Everybody back!

You big tourist!

His name is Colin Larson

And you... You're too fucking blonde!

Expect the very best service

and you're never really awake.

With her... with her new husband.

See where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt?

Yeah. Why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem?

Who do you think I am?

But Fight Club only exists in the hours between when Fight Club starts and ends.

I can't. I won't.

- Hey, where's 513? - End of the hall.

And we simply do not have time for this crap.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Can i get the CR-V in gun metal gray?

The Latest Kavanaugh Accuser! "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!"

Tyler built himself an army.

- Get him to a fucking hospital. - Yeah.

- of a four-alarm fire that broke out... - She's hot.

Diabonal and... Wisterol.

Do not fuck with us.

Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick- red Seconals...

I want you to throw it as hard as you can

You are not your Vanilla Bean Ice Cream

We all go to NC State

How could Tyler, of all people, think it was a bad thing

People talk too loud and the walls are thin

Raymond! You're going to die.

- Hit me again. - No, you hit me. Come on!

You’re too old fat man And your tits are too big

- I want that. - You can't have the whole brain.

fried chicken with a baked potato and chocolate chiffon pie.

Polish my Scandinavian furniture.

It's under control, sir.

I haven't had cred like that since grade school

- No, I don't. - Yes, you do.

That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.

- What are you reading? - Listen to this.

Feel Better, Champ!

- I've never seen you there. - I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

You can't be smoking! You know how much ether is in here?

- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs. - Are you sure?

The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.

If you could choose, who would you fight?

The first rule of Win Agian Rules is you do not talk about Win Again Rules.

- Bury him. - What?

Hey, why do we need bunk beds?

- What happened? - Don't ask.

IS THAT WHAT A GAMBLER LOOKS LIKE

B CO 1/19 NOW PAYS DIVER

I'm Captain fuckin' Lou Who tf are YOU?

- What? - They shot Bob.

I did, actually.

The first rule of Fsf is We do not worry about the international slots

And the second rule is...

- Are you sure this isn't a test? - No, this is not a test.

- Why wasn't I included in the beginning? - Fight Club was the beginning.

- Speaking. - OK, listen to me.

Three minutes. This is it.

Sometimes, my bartender would mix for me.

*tingle serving

I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home.

The salt balance has to be just right,

Come on, then. I got us a great place to watch from. It'll be like Pay-per-view.

Hold it right there! Shut up!

Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.

How embarrassing. A brain full of shitposts and no originals.

- They shot him in the head. - Fucking pigs!

- So you're staying in tonight? - Do you wanna hear me describe death?

The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem

Great..... keep it up, then

SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SMACK YOURSELF IN THE FACE

She invaded my support groups and now my home.

and smother all those French beaches I'd never see.

- Sir. - $300 personal burial money?

Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir.

His name is Charlie Kirk

Hey, this is getting a little old!

How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food.

Tell the applicant if he's too young, too old or too fat.

Keep It Up, Then

The second rule is you do not ask questions.

His name is Bryan Lensen

When they told me east is west

Once it mixed with the melted body fat, a soapy discharge crept into the river.