Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am Jack's smirking revenge
We have to use the indefinite article - a dildo, never your dildo.
My dad never went to college, so it was real important that I go.
And this is how I met the big moosie.
I'm so close to the end,
We will burn any establishment or any papers or records relating thereto.
You've got some FUCKED up friends!
or use hydroxychloroquine to neutralize the bleach please let me have it, please!
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I am Jack's wasted life.
Of course it's company policy to never imply ownership in the event of... a Futa videogame
I can’t believe he’s standing One tough motherfucker
the slack integration is over.
Tyler girdler
Rogaine. Viagra. Olestra.
Who told you motherfuckers you could use my place?
Maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you happen to pick up
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap
In the postseason trapping & interfering aren’t penalties, They’re playoff hockey.
Some of it, yeah.
I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.
Still not getting it.
we have just lost cabin pressure
We're still men.
What did you think was going to happen
her name is linda paulson. her name is linda paulson. her name is linda paulson. her name is lina paulson.
Calm as Hindu cows
The first rule of pitching to schwarber is you do not give him anything to hit.
Another copy of a copy
This chick, Marla Singer, did not have testicular cancer.
so the best fat for soap comes from humans.
Chloe's dead.
You'RE A MORON
His name is Mike Lassanske
Share yourself, completely.
No.
Everywhere I travel, tiny life.
I suppose these things happen.
Tried to slip it by me, eh?
Now run on home.
- Is this a trick? - No. I need to know...
Someone very, very close to you.
It's under control, sir.
His name is Toby Weissman.
I really admire what you're doing.
I was always just one step behind Tyler.
You're a genius, sir.
Hello?
When the fight was over, nothing was solved.
Where are you going with this, IKEA boy?
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!
- Uh... the clever guy. - Oh, yeah. Right.
We Have To Use The Indefinite Article A butthole, Never Your butthole.
Have you heard about the guy that invented it?
between the police and community leaders.
Neither would have surprised me.
It’s only Tuesday
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oh, i get it very clever
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?
I mean, I know him, but he left when I was, like, six years old.
He did clix get gayed on
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent.
No.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
This might be someone you've known for years Someone very, very close to you
that never pass collision tests,
In death A member of project Freedom has a name
Way out in the water
you're running around in fedoras trying to blow things up what did you think was going to happen?
Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ's sakes.
Tried to slip it by me, eh?
Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit with the Pressman HoteI
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Nothing worked.
I want you to trade Simmons as hard as you can.
Yeah!
who might have access to home-made dynamite?
- Hello? - Who's this?
the integration is over.
It's cheaper than a movie and coffee's free.
Mike...we got to do this again sometime
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Lose the tie.
When deep-space exploration ramps up,
They cried harder...
We're Still Queenslanders
Look at my face. I'm a member.
If our fathers are cringey, what does that tell you about God?
We have front-row seats for this theater of mass destruction.
So someone has to switch the projectors at the exact moment
...five, four, three...
- Oh, hey. No, no, no. - Yes, you did. So just ask.
ME TO NEW HIRES "...you met me at a very strange time in my life."
We need to talk.
The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions…
- Son, this is serious. - Yes, I know it's serious.
Welcome to Fight Club.
His name is Robert Paulsen.
People always ask me if I know Tyler Durden.
ME TO NEW GETTY HIRES you met me at a very strange time in my life
- We've just heard the stories. - What stories?
Want to say a few words for the occasion?
AND THE EIGHTH AND FINAL RULE: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST NIGHT IN FIC GIF CLUB.
"And the third rule is-" "Bob, Bob, Bob.... I'm a member."
- You're not talking about me, are you? - No.
No, I mean... It's OK.
Did you know if you make hot chocolate Put sugar in it and set it in the fridge
When my bro talk about gaming instead of business
Tyler?
First rule of Brad Sloan, You do not talk about Brad Sloan
Whatever else happens, I've got that pool problem handled.
Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
Tonight, we make soap.
Then I ran some more.
- I want everybody out of here right now. - Hey! You should join our club.
Hello hello Hello poop
Check-in for that flight isn't for another two hours.
Don't you look at me! You're never getting in this fucking house!
you're running around in fedoras trying to blow things up, what did you think was gonna happen!?
On a long enough time line The survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
I can't have you talking to her about me.
couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black.
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
I've been coming for over a year.
If you then add sodium nitrate and sawdust, you got dynamite.
Good answer.
But that's me, and I could be wrong. Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
We are clee. We are clee. We are clee.
- Stop. What are you doing? - Hands behind your back.
- Come on. - He had a plan.
Got two black shirts? Two pair of black pants?
Yes, we're men.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I wasn't really dying.
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,
The teenager's braces are stuck to the ashtray.
I can't explain now. Trust me.
To your cave.
- What? - This is my house.
Even a Hummingbird couldnt catch the pfs education team at work
I understand.
OK, man. OK.
You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life.
It's OK.
First person that comes out this door gets a lead salad! Understand?
- Jesus, Tyler. - You talked to her about me.
Where is my mind?
And a wash. This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
Cornelius!
- You know what I mean. You fucked her. - No, I didn't.
- Tyler? - Who is this?