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It could be worse.

you doctor yet? i come back when you doctor

Trump. Trump had bitch tits.

You’re a moron.

We cook your meals. We haul your trash. We connect your calls.

It doesn't have your name! Who are you?

Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

Oh, I get it. Very clever.

That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed.

Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.

it could be worse a guy could get his pilot's license so he could jump out the window of a moving plane

You're too fucking brunette, blagman.

If you do it again These guys are gonna take your balls

Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?

I don't wanna die without any scars

In a catastrophic emergency, you take giant panic breaths.

You dance all night, then you throw it away.

You find this. What would you do?

Or the wet choke when someone gasped and sprayed...

Forget about what you think you know about life, friendship,

What I've come to realize is that I really like you, Marla.

Too much school

I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

Hello. I need you to arrest me.

- So what's up? - Uh...

larry's not here. larry went away. larry's gone.

First rule of knife club is You don’t get in trouble for knife club

Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.

I believe the plan is to blow up the headquarters

Bad news, friend.

tesla roofers don't check roofs because modern roofs aren't different

not enough fat. get fuck off our channel

This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

We make your tox material. Do. Not. Fuck with us.

Fucker's setting up franchises

Training for what?

keep kissing their asses then

We started Fight Club together. Remember?

The first rule of Pitch Club is ... you do not tell Smitters about Pitch Club!

YOU HAVE TO GIF.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club,

Other times, you imagine you're watching me.

He's my friend and you're not burying him in the garden!

Destroy a piece of corporate art

No clam chowder. Thank you.

It's an article written by an organ in the first person.

I loved every stick of furniture in that place.

I have pornographic movies in my apartment,

That sounds familiar.

Get away! Stay away!

Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage.

The scratch on the roof of your mouth

I look around, I look around, I see a lot of sad faces.

Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K HesseI's life.

and you're gonna lose.

- What? - You playing doctor. What was going on?

I'm a 30-year-old boy.

you remove the penalty for stealing shit what did you think was gonna happen?

His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted

Modern actors can't play smash 64 because modern actors weren't born yet.

And you... You're too fucking blond!

You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs

is not who you were in the rest of the world.

I remember no single complaint against you in connection therewith.

They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.

the baseness of human nature

- Yes, sir. - One pair black boots? Black socks?

We Have To Use The Indefinite Article- A butthole, Never Your butthole.

I can figure this out. This isn't even real.

Its okay glib You can cry

A foot of concrete's important when your next-door neighbor

Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.

But do what you like, man.

- Homework assignment. - What kind?

This integration . . . This integration

Keep it up then.

His breakfast will taste better than any meal you or I have ever tasted

Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on.

How's that working out for you?

Stupid because the answer's yes or because it's no?

Thanks for the thought.

One step closer to economic equilibrium.

The first rule about Friday pickup is You do not talk about Friday pickup

That's three times you said yee

We Have To Use The Indefinite Article... "A" Anderson...Never "Your" Anderson

Very modern art.

Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash idea you happen to pick up.

The rear differential locks up.

Fuckers setting up franchises

His name... is George Floyd.

A guy came to Fight Club for the first time. His ass was a wad of cookie dough.

And you... You're too fucking bald!

His name was Eric paulsen…

Ten, nine, eight...

Predator posing as a house pet

You said you’d say that

Suddenly I realize that all of this - the gun, the bombs, the revolution -

You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

How I came to live with Tyler is...

You're too fucking brunette, blagman.

- What? - Let's pretend.

Did I call you?

But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Animals were hiding behind a rock

I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

We should do this again sometime.

The first rule of crisp Club is don't talk about crisp Club

With enough soap, one could blow up anything.

I can't think of anything.

Would... Would that be a problem?

- Yes? - I don't know if you're aware,

By the end of the first month, I didn't miss TV.

Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

I care about you and I don't want anything bad to happen to you because of me.

The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club?

Tyler's door was closed.

feinstein's at home with shingles. she doesn't own this place. I do.

Come on, man! We really like this place.

First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...

I will bring us through this.

Step forward into your cave

Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big, rubbery one.

And right then, at our most excellent moment together...

- Holy shit! - Yeah!

THE GIF BATTLE IS OVER.

- You're not into her, are you? - No! God, not at all.

No. I may need to talk to you, so you let me know if you're gonna leave town.

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- That was where I fit. - They'll have to drain my pecs again.

I had to hug the walls, trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys.

He says, I dunno. Get married.

The smell of dried blood.

Everything wooden swelled and shrank.

WE GUARD YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP.

Her name was Skylar thatcher

- Shit, man. And now it's all gone. - All gone.

This kid from work, Ricky,

Operation cookie thunder, go!

When he was like, You are not your job, I was like, Yeah!

Arizona loved him intensely for one day,

Is that what a morning routine looks like?

But every Saturday night, we were finding something out.

- What? - Being clever.

If you wake up at a different time, in a different place,

You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs

Is that what a morning routine looks like?

...and you have to come home to this.

- Get in the right lane. - You have to know!

but someone sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.

I don't know! Nothing good. Is that what you want to hear me say?

The premise of cybernetting an office is make things more efficient.

They almost broke my arm!

Whatever happens I got that web design problem handled

It was right in everyone's face. Tyler and I just made it visible.