Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You give up the condo life and all your flaming worldly possessions,

tits are too big can't play baseball

especially material possessions.

You can't go into the unit. Police orders.

You can't get married.

Don't talk about the dogs

interesting theory interesting theory

you're too old, jedi.

Stop it! Stop it!

Might make a good anti-smoking ad.

his name was @greynewell

know that someday, you're gonna die.

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...

I'm fuckin Lou, who the fuck are you?

What the fuck are you doing, running around in your underpants?

Murder, crime, poverty. These things don't concern me.

Monday mornings, all I thought about was next week.

Fuck, you're right. No, I don't smoke.

I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid.

I couldn't cry. So once again, I couldn't sleep.

and, in exchange for my salary,

Back! All of you!

Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments.

Is it true about degen mercs Is MCM building an army

Tyler had been busy, setting up franchises all over the country.

The gun's in my hand.

Actually, you did.

Bobbi Saint Simone. she was an actress.

Project Hope will be a joint effort

I still can't think of anything.

have to use the indefinite article, a dildo, never your dildo.

Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a birthday

Oh you’ve got some fucked up friends

- We all thought you were dead. - No, no. Still here.

Aw, come on! Don't go!

Maybe you shouldnt bring me every piece of trash you pick up

Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution

- You're up for review. - I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

We were on assignment.

Can't stay pretty forever

Without me, Jack could not regulate

Wait a second. Hold on.

- Sir. - One black jacket?

The survival rate for everyone rises over 90%.

Put the hose down.

A times B times C equals X

Keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant

You're going deeper into your cave,

You'd rather die here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store?

I know it seems there's two sides to me...

Tonight, we make soap

- We are not special. - Fuck that. You should have told me.

you do not talk about Fight Club!

Home was a condo on the 15th floor of a filing cabinet

- Some really fucked-up people. - I'm on my way out.

welcome to futsal club

- You need to lighten up. - Can you please just give me something?

- Had sex. - What kind of stupid question is that?

Fucker's setting up franchises.

No, No. I want bowel cancer

around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.

When We have to take another test

We have the exact same rainbow suspenders.

This must have been what all those people felt like

- Just ask, man. - What are you talking about?

and all I want is to get laid for the last time.

You met me at a weird time in my schedule and life…

You're Mr. Durden.

You’re running around in masks trying to blow things up? What did you think would happen?!

Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision.

I'm f*ckin' Lou Who the f*ck are you?

Oh you've got some Fucked up friends

You said you would definitely say that.

Keep it up, then.

Pick up your dental records. Know why?

...Tyler was gone.

Take em to the garden and bury em

On a long enough timeline

- And the third rule is... - Bob, Bob. I'm a member.

You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

You're to old fat man And your tits are too big

- Veterinarian. Veterinarian. - Animals.

Sometimes… it’s a dildo.

I am responsible for all of it, and I accept that.

Chloe looked the way MeryI Streep's skeleton would look

Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate.

Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. But then we kinda keep going. One battle after another.

If there's nothing in it

ME TO NEW GETTY HIRES You Met Me At A Very Strange Time In My Life

Sorry children? Cookie Eaters

We had the same suitcase?

Arson investigators are on the premises...

Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.

When guys think you actually give a fuck

Or... maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent all day thinking about the wrong ones.

You do not talk about S** P*****.

you know, like instead of rain... oh, i get it. very clever.

It's time for the one-on-ones.

He developed bitch tits 'cause his testosterone was too high

For a second, I forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing

if you scroll and accidentally hit a username you have to check out their profile

If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

The things you own end up owning you

So let's all of us follow Thomas's example and really open ourselves up.

Blank faces Calm as Hindu Cows

The fish I cannot go when they watch

I could have moved to another room.

- Look, this is a bad time. - I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.

with the celebrity voices first meet,

I don't even have to come into the office i can do this job from home

The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.

we gotta get his balls.

In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.

Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.

- What are you talking about? - Nothing. Nothing.

Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.

Do you know me?

The first rule of spoon Club is you do not talk about spoon Club.

You're an insane person.

Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

pov cliphaus makes you a billionaire

Come on, guys. Please. Stop it. - His name is Jake Simpson.

Paint a self portrait. Closed the house!

wen you need motivation

that would heal if you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.

THE SECOND RULE OF FIC GIF CLUB IS...

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-quit screwing around. Vote for the healthy candidate. -look at you!

- He moves city and starts a new family. - Fucker's setting up franchises.

he fell down some stairs i fell down some stairs

Is stuff hard? Were the midterms hard?

Can I stay at your place?

- I don't think so. - What do you want?

The first rule of Friday pickup is... ...you do not talk about friday pickup.

We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern.

This is cancer, right?

Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.

...and trash a franchise coffee bar.

actually, Children don't worry about cookies because modern cookies don't have vegetables.

Oh here comes an avalanche of bullshit

There's... nothing up there.

I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags.

Because the person who wrote that is dangerous.

for widows and young professionals.

- I get the point! - No!

- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve. - Oh, God. This is crazy.

and you... you're too fucking... Buff

To begin tonight's communion, Chloe would like to say a few words.

What are we doing tonight?

Well, make sure.

Or will it just be a death hairball?