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Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.

What... Son of a bitch!

Really, what is it?

- Enemies? - I reject civilization,

At night, Tyler and I were alone for half a mile in every direction.

- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn. - Please let me have it, please!

he moves and puts nudes on another laptop fucker’s setting up franchises

me when tyty: this is so fucking stupid

Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

This is bullshit. This is bullshit! I'm not listening to this.

I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.

with many cells capable of operating independent of central leadership.

Then tossed him.

That is why we have created Project Hope...

What'll you wish you'd done before you die?

we tackle your running backs. we entertain you while you drink.

After you, Mr. Durden.

THE FIRST RULE OF FIC GIF CLUB IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIC GIF CLUB.

Tyler Durden, you fucking freak! What's going on?

- Is that it? - Stop!

Where does it lead?

This is crazy. You want me to hit you?

There's a whole series of these.

Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.

You do not talk about Smug Club

- You are insane! - No. You're insane.

wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing.

- What do you mean by us? - I'm sorry. Do you hear this?

- I beg you, please don't do this. - I'm not doing this. We are doing this.

This was a support group for men with testicular cancer.

I was the Zen master.

Wouldn't do that. Not unless I knew which wires were what.

then I cried harder.

The first rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it.

I haven't seen you at any support groups.

How have you been?

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His name is Brady Frost

You can't smoke in here.

- Have we ever done it? - Done what?

It was beautifuI.

Is this a test?

his name is brady frost

Take him to the garden and bury him.

Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished.

The house had become a living thing,

We have to use the indefinite article- the suicide squad, never *your* suicide squad..

His name is Robert l Peterson

In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name.

Shampoo-conditioner combos. Sample package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap.

Now, you listen to me.

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He don’t own this place. I do

Can I get it in cornflower blue?

Yeah, well, sometimes.

- and lubricants and amyl nitrite. - Thank you, Chloe.

we throw your passes. set your blocks. score your touchdowns.

- I know, and I'm sorry. - You're sorry, I'm sorry, everyone's sorry.

motherfucker! you bit me in the ear!

The first rule of Pitch Club is...

- Where is everybody? - Oh, no. What's going on?

yes beryl snoksnokerette? what do you want? i want to do some hlangering in hammersley.

This is a man and he has a name, and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

I can't cry if another faker is present, and I need this.

I never pick up my phone.

Our gift to the world.

How’s that working out for you?

The condom is the glass slipper of our generation.

Humans were once sacrificed on the hills above.

the first rule of Hannah's discord is, there are no rules.

his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing.

You give up the pancreas life and all your flaming worldly possessions,

Bobbi Saint Simone. she was an actress.

Put me down, you bald-headed fuck!

Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.

I am Josef Pwag's Raging Bile Duct

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

There are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings.

Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.

my other personality talking to me while im watching p*rn

Why does a weaker person need to latch on to a strong person? What is that?

I will! I wanna know certain things first!

- So you can breathe. - Oxzgen gets you high.

No... That's not the same thing at all. It's totally different with us.

Because they deserve it

Two and a half. Think of everything we've accomplished.

over the urine content of their soup.

In the basement, you'll find some bathtubs

Well, then, it suits you.

Who gives a shit? No one's watching. What do you care?

Which car company do you work for?

I don't know how Tyler found that house, but he said he'd been there for a year.

I need you to check for a lump in my breast.

Fucking guy's a loony, I'm telling you.

This might be someone you've known for years.

- You promise? - I promise.

And so it went.

The IBM Stellar Sphere.

Can I be retarded?

1700 square feet with high ceilings -

- You're shot. - Yes, I'm shot.

that was perfect

Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!

could you wake up as a different person?

His name is Robert Koson

First rule of tim Mavericks is, we don't talk about team mavericks

- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout. - Keep stirring.

Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman Hotel.

I remember no single complaint against you in connection therewith.

Look, this is important. These are my groups.

( alarms still wail, wailing continues )

Her name is Anna Paulson

Your tits are too big.

Polishing The Brass On The Titanic. It's All Going Down

She's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man.

That's the last sofa I'll need.

How's that working out for you? What? Being clever

The first rule of Leisuretown is You do not talk about Leisuretown

Well, then, it suits the nats.

I don't know my dad.

Could you tell us what you think has happened here?

First rule of Citywalk is... You do not talk about Citywalk.

Do you know what a marqette is?

well, it works both ways.

I'm going to call myself the Secretary of War

Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.

When Astarion wants me to stop hogging the tadpoles

What do you get out of it?

it'll be the corporations that name everything.

you fell down some stairs i fell down some stairs

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

What's all that?

wait you are your fucking khakis.

No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.

If I did have a tumor I’d name it... Marla

If x is less than the cost of a write off, we don't do one

We have to use the indefinite article a dildo. Never your dildo.

Come on, guys. Please. Stop it. - His name is Jake Simpson.

Go ahead... Cornelius.

- Sorry. Throwers? - Baggage handlers.

In the mortal kombat i see, you're picturing a vulture with baraka's eyes.

Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

You step inside your cave and you walk...

The first rule of our monday mastermind is you dont talk about our monday mastermind

IF ONE QUITS BOJ HE HAS A NAME. HIS NAME WAS LARRY TORRES

It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a bible.

- Where's your car? - What car?

The first rule of SEPMSOPOW is You do not call it SEPMSOPOW

A nice big cock.

- Hey, thanks for the beer. - Yeah, man.

Is this making you happy?

You need to forget about what you know, that's your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.

- Really? - Free to all.

See it swimming?