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I would love a large cold brew. - Okay.
You go to the Dollar Store.
Shall we get this thing started?
You know, sniper can't do his job without that guy.
And percent is out of a hundred.
Oh, they did.
then I think we're done here.
on my first earnings call, okay?
Oh, come on. Really?
the better I look later, you know what I mean?
I thought the sticking point was vacation days.
Okay, well, Derek whatever his name--
Okay, if you're out here, who's keeping the call going?
a bigger drumroll here--
and put this puppy to bed?
on our earnings call. - That's true, actually.
Well, you kind of stepped on the surprise there.
about how I plan to sell a bunch of stocks
Sorry about before.
It's like those weight loss journey photos.
Yeah. I mean, I can see how that would make you look good.
That sounds a little sketchy.
Yeah, to get the extra vacation day.
Or even the next 20.
in a more conceptual way?
Because to me, it's about skeet shooting.
as a friend, not so you could screw us over.
- Ptosis. - Derek Ptosis.
Thank you all again, and we will see you next quarter.
All right, huh. What a day it's been, right?
I like that.
Derek Gobetti. That was his name.
- Rough day? - Not the best.
And I just didn't wanna, you know, blow my load
This is a really generous offer.
Okay.
that we can announce?
- Mm-hmm. - Mildred Burko.
She's very lovely.
there's an inspection, and he--
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, so think how good we'll look if they just take two.
And that way, even if you don't lose a pound,
I was thinking more like "The Little Mermaid."
That is the absolute maximum, so we can't go above that.
Six extra vacation days, dental HMO,
It'll retail for $12,600, making it the most--
I think they wanna hear one of your ideas.
Katherine wants to announce the deal today
Right, yeah, but they're not gonna say no to hot dogs.
regardless of how the company was doing?
Guess I'm not a mermaid anymore.