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Joe, if you're taking me downstairs
Ignorance of the law--
Pardon?
travel back in time about 30 seconds.
Very ambitious. Nice career move."
Just two quick things.
I've been meaning to call you.
Well, we--
Good, sir.
so she must really like you.
It's Joe's goal to, as he puts it, "Get me some."
Especially if it's a toy.
Here you go, dude.
She says she thinks you're sexy.
that I need to be approved by you, Dave.
in the photography studio upstairs.
You're going to hurt yourself.
Washing my hands, actually.
What about you, Dave?
Dave? Um...
Should I inform your stalker
Just in case my date is curious,
Yes. I can see you've written it here in Magic Marker.
[GIGGLING]
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Don't do this. Come on, how long's it been?
No, no, no, you don't have to go anywhere for this.
Please, please.
No.