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Dye job. Check the roots.
"Dave, actually."
indigo...
Bill.
Think fast!
Yeah. Uh...
Good night, Bill.
the tall one with the big breasts
That's right. That's right.
[SHRIEKS]
Bill, Goofy Ball.
Hi.
And who's ever holding it loses.
I work at the coffee shop across the street.
I don't expect you to believe me...
Yes, I do, sir.
Right, an autograph... in blood.
In Chicago,
What?
No, I am not.
Seems like it should be heavier.
Sorry, Dave. That was me. Sorry.
I thought you might want to check this update
Looks like it's just you and me now.
to show me the world's greatest parking spot again...
What excuse are you going to give her?
tell me, which one of you am I going to have to fire?
We spend half of our time
see how long it takes you to get bored with it.
Just give me one good reason
I'm sorry I was late this morning.
or the slightly taller one with the even bigger breasts?
I mean a man who has sex with other men.
Good night, Bill.
So, Mr. McNeal.
Wait, wait, wait.
I know, but there's...
but if you'd like,
what if we just decided to keep this a secret?
All right, uh... let's see, I've got...
What's new in the world o' news?
I'm sorry, Dave. Did you two want to be alone?