Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's your name?

[AMPLIFIED] Red Sox suck.

Intentional misdirect, covert ops written all over it,

Because we'll know.

Whatever, Bill. Good night.

for a good half-hour.

you can't expect the troops to salute you

[GOOFY BALL ALARM SOUNDS]

Who does it belong to?

Hope you're happy with this little charade.

and waits for me to get off.

wasn't... completely disruptive.

and some tall, leggy blond.

Because she really is the best--

So it's like a hot potato.

I'm sorry. I have to go change.

Well, hello, Goofy Ball.

Joe, this doesn't look like a stun gun.

Before you do that,

So many dumb ways to die

No, I'm actually asking.

This is one of yours?

So, can you make it say other things?

What branch of the service were you in, sir?

I'm sorry. What was the other thing?

quite as much as you seem to think.

We're on in 30 seconds.