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- I thought Kramer was watching him. - He's breaking up with his girlfriend.
Prognosis Negative
LET'S GO PEOPLE LET'S GO, ITS PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE TIME
The entire side of- Of my face...
Okay, here's the plan:
I got a wild animal in the house.
Well, thank you. Thanks. Thanks very much.
Stop it! Shut up!
I can't believe someone hasn't killed her yet.
One entire wall of our living room was mirrored...
You can't tell someone how you feel about their girlfriend...
How you feeling?
I can't go out of the house at night. I haven't performed in three days.
I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit.
- You don't tell him? - No.
Tonight's the night, right? Prognosis Negative.
...when we pass each other, I don't know you, you don't know me.
Just my next-door neighbour.
How about if I come back here first and I clean everything up?
I'm feeling a bit Queasy
- Why? - We're going to the movies.
- You spritz a little Lysol on it- - No.
...you are missing out on a relationship...
.
- Could you take his dog to New York? - The dog?
...but then, see, I was taken to the Bell's Palsy Centre.
I mean, everybody knows the first breakup never takes.
...all the time?
- Yeah? - Prognosis Negative.
What about my dog?
You have a dog?
- I know. It's not that. - I just want you to go.
Jerry, you promised me we'd go.