Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, there was this girl in my town. Anyway, it's a long story.

I once saw Craig Ferguson here! I don't know why I said that.

I get an extra bucket of bacon-blasted chicken fingers just for her,

Okay. She had this man living in her house.

It is fun that we're both working on the same lot, though.

is that it's not a commercial.

Things are good. Because at some point, I realized it wasn't the alcohol's fault,

I can't do this. I am number one on the call sheet...

I think drinking alcohol might not be for you.

Talk us through your journey there.

You've been taking those phone calls?!

Also, I'm not her boyfriend. We're uncomplicated like that.

I wanna know what's changed since the strike.

working title, "Balls to the Wall," if you'd told me that...

Ugh. Another one?

[chuckles] That was a joke, but I see you're in no mood.

[scoffs] I'm sorry, it's bullshit.

Come on! We're missing the party.

Well, how do you figure? Did she say something?

The last big movie you were on, you got fired off of.

and I just couldn't marry you before it's settled.

Also, in my version, she's gay. Okay, bye!

You understand?

Because I am not a thing to be fixed, Daddy.

-and Sarah Lynn died in a planetarium? -Huh.

She's very versatile. Really talented.

Thank you. I didn't mean to bite your head off.

Yes, but Justin's movies make actual money.

Just so you don't have to wait for me to have an anxiety attack too. [chuckles]

-Ooh, yeah, sounds like a bummer. -Yeah, it's a bummer.

and the flowers fresh for just a moment longer.

to make your exasperated sighs, please?

Get someone to squeal on an AA meeting?

I do notice it's not as Chicken-4-Dayz-focused

And I'm sorry I didn't introduce you as my older sister

[stammers] If one were being ungenerous.

about how people wanna hire more female directors?

You wanna go have a drink? Here I am, your peer, pressuring you.