HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Can I make one suggestion? What did you just call me?!
My gosh, it's good to see you.
Hello.
that stands in the way of them realizing how much they wanna know you.
included in that list.
It meant that Jose Cuervo still has amazing magical powers.
I'm fixing it tomorrow.
- How long do these games last? - Till they get tired.
You should have a talk with her. She could give you a run for your money.
- Now you'll really remember me. - I didn't want it that much anyway.
Hey, hop on.
Andrew from the bookstore called, and Jackson, and the UPS guy.
We hear from him maybe once a week.
Lucy, Schroeder, you laying on the coffee table.
I still think something's different though.
What did you just call me?!
Yeah, we should go, like, 30 minutes ago.
You remember Rory. You haven't seen her in a while.
Do you have feelings for this man?
They all mean well.
- Your words, not mine. - Go to hell.
I've got employees. I've got an accountant, for God's sake.
Sir and ma'am? Just avoid calling them anything.
Half an hour they've been playing, and it's tied zero-zero.
- Curtains. - No.
Something, someone.
His charity work has never diminished over the years.
The Offspring have one chord progression. They use it over and over.
- 'You play softball?' That's good. - Okay.
- Is that okay? - Of course it is.
It was just me being a rat.
Or her pal, right?
He doesn't need to run it through again.
There's a little Crudup in there.
'His face is too tiny for his head,' what kind of a thing is that to say?
What have you been doing with your life, anyway...
'I'm the world's biggest loser. ' Would that be festive?
- Can't keep a fella happy? - I keep them very happy.
- About the schmutzing? - No.