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Speak for yourself!
Oh, I had forgotten all about that.
The Squirrel Hour takes a while to get exciting.
And take your hand out of your pocket.
my father hired a young veteran of the great war to paint our house.
Sorry. I'm just excited to see Sue.
They leave tonight. I'm gonna call and sign us up.
- Oh, hello, Murphys! - Hey, guys.
I'll ask Bob Pogo to put in a good word for me
so we can get to the bottom of this.
Who wants to get erect watching robot bears do stuff to each other?
Hey, Bob, why don't you tell me why I've never been promoted?
Ew, that’s nasty
You don't want to talk to that crazy old man.
Things will be like they used to be and we'll be happy again!
you don't have to worry about that goddamn thing anymore!
- We'll be fine. - That's what you said this morning.
Go ahead, look around the house.
- This show is stupid. - You're stupid.
Yes. I heard you say it on the phone just now,
♪ If you're working on your marriage Clap your hands ♪
That's right. The losers got their hearts ripped out!
"Shit on her feet,
Oh, it feels good to get this off my chest, sir.
and in my classroom, in the meeting about me.
- Does that make you feel better? - Yeah.
And I'm sorry I said you sucked Dunbarton's dick.
I'll give you a few minutes to think about what you've done,
Fine, I promise!
the specter of the spooky spaceship is after us,
- There goes flight school. - Goodbye college for me.
You picked a great time to be supportive, you dick!
so I guess we can't talk about feelings.
I'll tell you what's important! Our marriage!
I can't have sex with her either!