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Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
It never rusts, never wears...
Oh, no. Is Sue gonna break up with me?
Are you fighting again?
Oh, shit!
Sharing difficult feelings!
Plus, Daddy told me we're too poor for you guys to get divorced.
after demonstrating sustained excellence.
How is this fun?
Guys, thanks for coming out on your lunch break.
Kevin and his band are gonna play a few songs for us tomorrow.
I misread the situation!
Well, I got to take my kid to computer club anyway.
We're trying to have a business meeting here.
Left. Left.
Yes, don't worry.
When I tell them I can't & they just don't understand.. "Can't is the third cousin of cunt".
Now who's the smart one?
All right, Sue.
I have no choice.
And that is why you've never been promoted.
Round and round it goes and the water never gets on your clothes.
Mommy and me are just having a little talk.
All he does is tell made-up stories about the war
- Are you sure? - The doctor was.
Yeah, I'm listening!
It'll be fun.
I had to get rid of the shark tank, but it was worth it. I'll tell you what.
Killing the guy is out of the question.
They love me there.
I did not know that.
I was really about to open up, too.