Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- IT'S THREE PENISES. - Ted: ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
- Larry: REALLY NICE, YEAH. - Susie: IT'S A ROCK STAR THING.
I WANNA JUST SHOW IT TO JEFF, OKAY?
- YOU'RE PRETTY. - VERY ATTRACTIVE.
WHAT'S... WHAT'S...
ALL RIGHT, CHARLIE.
I DON'T CARE WHERE THEY LIVE. LET'S GET 'EM OUT OF HERE.
IT WOULD PROBABLY IMPLICATE ME IN SOME WAY, AND IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT.
( yelling )
AND A NICE VIEW.
I THINK WE REALLY OVERPAID FOR THOSE PLOTS.
OH...
THIS IS AWESOME. THANK YOU FOR THIS BOOK, MAN.
GUESS WHAT. I'M IN THE LIMO RIGHT NOW. DO YOU WANT ME TO RETURN IT?
LIKE, I WAS SHY WHEN I WAS A KID.
IF IT'S THE NEIGHBOR AGAIN,
- Ted: OH OH, YEAH. - ( laughing )
Man: WHO'S THERE? IS THAT THE GODDAMN NEIGHBORS WITH THEIR FUCKING DOG?
- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO. - ( doorbell rings )
- Dad: TELL 'EM TO STOP PLAYING THE MUSIC. - SHUT UP!
GET...
I DIDN'T EVEN WEAR THE UNIFORM.
- Ted: THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH. - IT'S NICE.
YOU SEE, YOU WERE WORRIED. I TOLD YOU I'D GET YOU HERE ON TIME.
NO NO NO NO, THAT'S TOTALLY--
ARE YOU JOKING?
( crowd shushes )
- Dad: I DON'T WANT THAT DOG SHITTING IN MY YARD! - DADDY, SO HELP ME!
YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT? SO YOU FEEL GOOD?
MIGHT BE GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
- YOU'RE THE MAN. - NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. MCENROE. I'M CHARLIE.
DON'T YOU DARE GET ON THAT COUCH. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BECKER.
- GIVE HIM THE MONEY. - LOOK, THE GUY'S COMING.
HOW ABOUT THIS? I'LL SWITCH WITH CHERYL,
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S NOT THAT FAR FROM THE STAPLES CENTER.
YOU TOLD ME TO GO THIS WAY. I WENT COMPLETELY THE WRONG WAY.
Are YOU LOVING THAT FREAK BOOK?
HEY, AND THIS BOOK-- I GOTTA TELL YOU, THIS BOOK IS GREAT.
THEY THINK IT'S THEIR CAR. I DON'T KNOW.
WOW, GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
- DON'T YOU LOOK NICE? - YOU'RE PRETTY.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE, FINE. - Thanks. Oh God, thanks.
DON'T FORGET ME, BUD.
Charlie: YOU GOTTA BRING IT BACK, MAN.