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- ALL RIGHT, FINE, FINE. - Thanks. Oh God, thanks.
IF IT'S THE NEIGHBOR AGAIN,
AND A NICE VIEW.
HOW ABOUT THIS? I'LL SWITCH WITH CHERYL,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT WOULD PROBABLY IMPLICATE ME IN SOME WAY, AND IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S NOT THAT FAR FROM THE STAPLES CENTER.
I THINK WE REALLY OVERPAID FOR THOSE PLOTS.
- Dad: TELL 'EM TO STOP PLAYING THE MUSIC. - SHUT UP!
ARE YOU JOKING?
HEY, AND THIS BOOK-- I GOTTA TELL YOU, THIS BOOK IS GREAT.
ALL RIGHT, CHARLIE.
( crowd shushes )
THEY THINK IT'S THEIR CAR. I DON'T KNOW.
DON'T YOU DARE GET ON THAT COUCH. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU SEE, YOU WERE WORRIED. I TOLD YOU I'D GET YOU HERE ON TIME.
- YOU'RE THE MAN. - NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. MCENROE. I'M CHARLIE.
( yelling )
- YOU'RE PRETTY. - VERY ATTRACTIVE.
- Ted: OH OH, YEAH. - ( laughing )
WOW, GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BECKER.
Are YOU LOVING THAT FREAK BOOK?
- GIVE HIM THE MONEY. - LOOK, THE GUY'S COMING.
GUESS WHAT. I'M IN THE LIMO RIGHT NOW. DO YOU WANT ME TO RETURN IT?
OH...
THIS IS AWESOME. THANK YOU FOR THIS BOOK, MAN.
I WANNA JUST SHOW IT TO JEFF, OKAY?
GET...
YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT? SO YOU FEEL GOOD?
Man: WHO'S THERE? IS THAT THE GODDAMN NEIGHBORS WITH THEIR FUCKING DOG?
NO NO NO NO, THAT'S TOTALLY--
Charlie: YOU GOTTA BRING IT BACK, MAN.
- DON'T YOU LOOK NICE? - YOU'RE PRETTY.
MIGHT BE GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO. - ( doorbell rings )
YOU TOLD ME TO GO THIS WAY. I WENT COMPLETELY THE WRONG WAY.
I DON'T CARE WHERE THEY LIVE. LET'S GET 'EM OUT OF HERE.
- IT'S THREE PENISES. - Ted: ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
WHAT'S... WHAT'S...
- Ted: THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH. - IT'S NICE.
I DIDN'T EVEN WEAR THE UNIFORM.
LIKE, I WAS SHY WHEN I WAS A KID.
DON'T FORGET ME, BUD.
- Dad: I DON'T WANT THAT DOG SHITTING IN MY YARD! - DADDY, SO HELP ME!
- Larry: REALLY NICE, YEAH. - Susie: IT'S A ROCK STAR THING.