Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- THIS IS GREAT. THESE DO A LOT OF GOOD. - YEAH.
- WHY NOT? - BECAUSE I LIKED IT THE WAY IT WAS.
HAVE TO STAND THERE, WEAR A BOW TIE THE WHOLE NIGHT.
I KNOW IT'S HIS JOB, BUT LISTEN, I USED TO DRIVE.
JUST TRUST ME. I KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
NO. NO, IT'S NOT.
( speaks Spanish )
NO, THIS ISN'T CLOSE.
- IT'S A PIG. IT'S A HUMAN PIG! - PIG NOSE!
- IS THAT TOO PERSONAL? - YEAH, THAT'S TOO PERSONAL, OKAY?
WHY'D YOU BRING THAT FUCKING BOOK?
( mutters ) I COULDN'T BE ALONE WITH MYSELF FOR 15 MINUTES.
SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE...
- THAT'S NOT COOL. - IT LOOKS ELEGANT.
- I HAVE SEX ONCE A WEEK. HOW ABOUT YOU? - ( groans )
ALL RIGHT, HEY. OKAY, I GOT IT.
WE HAVE NO WAY TO GET HOME TONIGHT BECAUSE--
- WHAT? - YOU HAVE TO JUST MAKE A LEFT TURN.
WITH MR. DANSON.
- WHAT IS THIS? - IT'S A BOOK ABOUT FREAKS.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
THAT'S A FREAK. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
AND I'M WONDERING WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW.
- Woman: NOBODY'S HOME. STAY OUT. - COME ON, BABY.
I GOT IT.
- PLEASE, PLEASE. - NAH-AH-AH.
- WHAT A FREAK! - OH MY GOD,
BRING HIM IN. I DON'T CARE. PUT HIM IN THE BACK.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE'RE LEAVING THIS CEMETERY. WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER PLOT.
THAT'S OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
OR THE LIGHTS. YOU CAN'T READ. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK
- WHERE YOU HEADING? - GOING TO THE STAPLES CENTER FOR THE MCCARTNEY CONCERT.
BUT YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THAT YOU'LL BE NEXT TO SUSIE.
GUESS WHAT. EVEN YOUR BEST SELF, I'M NOT INTERESTED FOR ETERNITY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - HEY, I KNOW.
- I'M SORRY. - IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I CAN'T PICK SOMEBODY UP AT THE AIRPORT.
- THANKS. - CHARLIE IS YOUR MAN. DON'T BE SHY.
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, BUT...
YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU'RE OUT OF HERE. GO ON.
NO NO NO NO NO,
- THAT GUY, THE DRUNK GUY, JUST GROPED ME. - HE WHAT?
NO, WE WEREN'T PARTYING.