Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

NO. NO, IT'S NOT.
- Woman: NOBODY'S HOME. STAY OUT. - COME ON, BABY.
BRING HIM IN. I DON'T CARE. PUT HIM IN THE BACK.
( speaks Spanish )
THAT'S A FREAK. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
WHY'D YOU BRING THAT FUCKING BOOK?
ALL RIGHT, HEY. OKAY, I GOT IT.
- THAT GUY, THE DRUNK GUY, JUST GROPED ME. - HE WHAT?
WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK
- THAT'S NOT COOL. - IT LOOKS ELEGANT.
I KNOW IT'S HIS JOB, BUT LISTEN, I USED TO DRIVE.
- WHAT? - YOU HAVE TO JUST MAKE A LEFT TURN.
THAT'S OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - HEY, I KNOW.
- I HAVE SEX ONCE A WEEK. HOW ABOUT YOU? - ( groans )
NO NO NO NO NO,
WE HAVE NO WAY TO GET HOME TONIGHT BECAUSE--
NO, THIS ISN'T CLOSE.
I CAN'T PICK SOMEBODY UP AT THE AIRPORT.
WE'RE LEAVING THIS CEMETERY. WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER PLOT.
- WHY NOT? - BECAUSE I LIKED IT THE WAY IT WAS.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU'RE OUT OF HERE. GO ON.
- IT'S A PIG. IT'S A HUMAN PIG! - PIG NOSE!
- IS THAT TOO PERSONAL? - YEAH, THAT'S TOO PERSONAL, OKAY?
- THANKS. - CHARLIE IS YOUR MAN. DON'T BE SHY.
HAVE TO STAND THERE, WEAR A BOW TIE THE WHOLE NIGHT.
AND I'M WONDERING WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW.
- I'M SORRY. - IT'S ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, BUT...
NO, WE WEREN'T PARTYING.
BUT YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THAT YOU'LL BE NEXT TO SUSIE.
- THIS IS GREAT. THESE DO A LOT OF GOOD. - YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
( mutters ) I COULDN'T BE ALONE WITH MYSELF FOR 15 MINUTES.
WITH MR. DANSON.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
- WHERE YOU HEADING? - GOING TO THE STAPLES CENTER FOR THE MCCARTNEY CONCERT.
I GOT IT.
SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE...
- WHAT A FREAK! - OH MY GOD,
OR THE LIGHTS. YOU CAN'T READ. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
- WHAT IS THIS? - IT'S A BOOK ABOUT FREAKS.
JUST TRUST ME. I KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
GUESS WHAT. EVEN YOUR BEST SELF, I'M NOT INTERESTED FOR ETERNITY.
- PLEASE, PLEASE. - NAH-AH-AH.