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- OH, JESUS. - Please, Larry,
( crying )
IF YOU TALK TO PEOPLE WHO GARDEN, THEY'LL ALL TELL YOU THE SAME THING:
I THINK IT'S A LOT HARDER THAN TENNIS, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT.
ALSO, PLEASE DON'T THEN.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETIMES? - WELL, WE'RE GIVEN A WORK-ORDER FORM
HUH-UH, HUH-UH. WHO ARE YOU?
WE GOT 'EM, SO NOW TED AND MARY ARE GONNA BE NEXT TO US
I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD BRING HIM IN THE HOUSE.
- IN THIS CEMETERY? - YEAH, IT'S RIGHT HERE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I PAY YOU. I DO WHATEVER. JUST TAKE MY SISTER HOME.
HEY, GUYS. HEY, YOU LOOK GREAT. OH, LOOK, A SUIT TOO.
YEAH, NEXT TO YOU, SO THAT'S THAT.
- HE'S A DRAMA QUEEN. HE'S OVERREACTING. - I DON'T KNOW.
Cheryl: THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN.
WELL, THANK YOU, LARRY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'M SHITFACED. WE'RE GONNA NEED A DRIVER.
MAY I BE SO BOLD?
FOR TWO MINUTES-- WOULD THAT BE OKAY-- AT THIS CEMETERY?
OH, HEY, THAT'S THEM.
- I HAVE TO. I COULDN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
- WHAT CAN I GET YOU? - YOU GOT A LITTLE BOW TIE THERE, HUH?
- THAT'S THE WAY WE LAY THERE. I MADE A VOW TO HIM, LARRY. - OKAY, FINE, WE'RE LEAVING.
- WOULD GET IN A CAR WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. - COME ON, GET IN THE CAR.
GOOD WEEK, TWICE. BUT I CAN GO MORE THAN ONE WEEK.
- Ted: THANK YOU SO MUCH. - IT'S NOT FUNNY.
- THANK YOU. - I'M SORRY I COULDN'T INVITE YOU IN FOR A SNACK.
- I DO TRUST YOU, BUT PLEASE DON'T. - THAT'S GOTTA GO.
- CHARLIE. - STAY OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
COME ON, QUICK. GET OUT OF HERE.
FRANKLY, YOU KNOW.
IT'S HIS JOB TO SIT IN THE CAR AND WAIT WHILE YOU HAVE FUN.
Look, man, you gotta do me a huge favor.
Driver: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. GET IN.
HONEY, HONEY...! ( rings doorbell )
- Larry: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? - I'M GONNA BE HERE.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT. I ADMIT IT. I'M JEALOUS OF THE GARDENER.