HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I'M SHITFACED. WE'RE GONNA NEED A DRIVER.
- I HAVE TO. I COULDN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
FOR TWO MINUTES-- WOULD THAT BE OKAY-- AT THIS CEMETERY?
I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD BRING HIM IN THE HOUSE.
I PAY YOU. I DO WHATEVER. JUST TAKE MY SISTER HOME.
( crying )
- CHARLIE. - STAY OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
- OH, JESUS. - Please, Larry,
- IN THIS CEMETERY? - YEAH, IT'S RIGHT HERE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
MAY I BE SO BOLD?
AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT. I ADMIT IT. I'M JEALOUS OF THE GARDENER.
YEAH, NEXT TO YOU, SO THAT'S THAT.
Look, man, you gotta do me a huge favor.
WE GOT 'EM, SO NOW TED AND MARY ARE GONNA BE NEXT TO US
IT'S HIS JOB TO SIT IN THE CAR AND WAIT WHILE YOU HAVE FUN.
IF YOU TALK TO PEOPLE WHO GARDEN, THEY'LL ALL TELL YOU THE SAME THING:
Driver: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. GET IN.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETIMES? - WELL, WE'RE GIVEN A WORK-ORDER FORM
GOOD WEEK, TWICE. BUT I CAN GO MORE THAN ONE WEEK.
- WOULD GET IN A CAR WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. - COME ON, GET IN THE CAR.
- I DO TRUST YOU, BUT PLEASE DON'T. - THAT'S GOTTA GO.
OH, HEY, THAT'S THEM.
HEY, GUYS. HEY, YOU LOOK GREAT. OH, LOOK, A SUIT TOO.
- Larry: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? - I'M GONNA BE HERE.
HUH-UH, HUH-UH. WHO ARE YOU?
FRANKLY, YOU KNOW.
I THINK IT'S A LOT HARDER THAN TENNIS, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT.
WELL, THANK YOU, LARRY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- WHAT CAN I GET YOU? - YOU GOT A LITTLE BOW TIE THERE, HUH?
- Ted: THANK YOU SO MUCH. - IT'S NOT FUNNY.
Cheryl: THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN.
ALSO, PLEASE DON'T THEN.
COME ON, QUICK. GET OUT OF HERE.
HONEY, HONEY...! ( rings doorbell )
- THAT'S THE WAY WE LAY THERE. I MADE A VOW TO HIM, LARRY. - OKAY, FINE, WE'RE LEAVING.
- HE'S A DRAMA QUEEN. HE'S OVERREACTING. - I DON'T KNOW.
- THANK YOU. - I'M SORRY I COULDN'T INVITE YOU IN FOR A SNACK.