Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I GOTTA PICK SOMEBODY UP IN 30 MINUTES AT THE AIRPORT.
YEAH, I BELIEVE IN A GOD,
- OKAY. - THIS ISN'T FOR YOU, ACTUALLY.
- WHAT? - GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE, WILL YOU?
- YEAH! - WE MADE IT, MAC!
- OH, NO KIDDING. - YEAH.
YOU SAID 8TH STREET, RIGHT? THIS IS NOT 8TH STREET.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
JUST FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS!
HE'S GOTTA FEEL BAD SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD?
- IT'S A RIOT. - ALL RIGHT, FINE.
JUST 'CAUSE THE PERSON'S BALD DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO LIKE THEM.
- PLEASE, ONE MORE CHANCE. - I WAS ONLY TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK.
- I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE MOST OF THESE PEOPLE. - REALLY?
I DON'T MIND WEARING IT THAT MUCH. I'D RATHER YOU DON'T.
I LIKE TO BE QUIET NOW, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
WE SHOULD KEEP IT THE WAY IT IS.
THIS IS THE SHITSTORM OF MY LIFE. IT'S SHIT.
- Driver: THAT WAS A BULLSHIT PARTY. - Larry: YEAH.
- YEAH, I DON'T WANT-- NOT TOO SOON. - YEAH, NO.
If I don't get this, I lose my job, man.
I'LL TALK TO HIM. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
- ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU'RE NOT DRIVING. - I'M NOT THAT DRUNK.
GOD, GET--
NO, I CAN'T DO THAT,
I'M GONNA GO SAY A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MR. DANSON.
- HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - HEY.
- GREAT COMBO. YEAH, LOOKS TERRIFIC. - GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
( speaking Spanish )
- I'M GREAT. - OKAY, FINE.
IF YOU WERE MARRIED TO ME, I NEVER WOULD HAVE LET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH THAT.
HE FOUGHT IT LIKE A TROUPER, THAT OLD ASSHOLE.
- ARE YOU READY TO GO? - OH, GOD, LOOK AT THIS.
I'M JUST JOKING AROUND. BUT SERIOUSLY,
- WHAT DID HE SAY? - HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
- NO, FUCK YOU! - FUCK YOU!
- HE DID, DIDN'T HE? - NO, HE DID NOT.
NO RADIO OR NOTHING. NO DISTRACTIONS.
CHARLIE, PULL THE CAR OVER. THAT'S IT!
LISTEN, I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU.
CHARLIE, GET ME TO THE SHOW. JESUS CHRIST!
- CHARLIE, WHAT THE HELL? - CLOSE THE DOOR.
SOMEBODY'S GOTTA GO FIRST, I GUESS.
- OKAY, YEAH. - IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.