Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

( cell phone rings )
- GOOD. HOW WAS THE FLIGHT? - IT WAS ALL RIGHT.
WELL, IF YOU'RE DOING IT FOR ME, THEN DON'T.
CHARLIE, LISTEN. LITTLE TIRED RIGHT NOW, OKAY? THANKS.
WHY'D YOU MAKE THIS POOR KID
- REALLY? - YEAH. SEE HEATHER MILLS.
PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD.
OH MY GOD!
- MAYBE NOT, BUT-- - I WILL NOT GET YOU IN TROUBLE.
- CAN'T TAKE THE BOW TIE OFF? - NO.
I'LL TAKE IT.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS, EVERYBODY?
HUH? ARE YOU LOVING THAT?
NO, CLEARLY HE CAN'T DRIVE.
OH, YEAH, WAIT.
PEOPLE ALWAYS SAYING, "DON'T BE SHY. DON'T BE SHY."
- Jeff: OH, THE BONO PHONE. - Larry: OH, THAT'S GREAT.
CHECK OUT THE FREAKS, MR. MCENROE.
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID CREEP!
YEAH, IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT GREAT.
THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
IF SHE'D SWITCH PLOTS WITH ME, AND SHE AGREED.
NO, NOT AGAIN. GOD DAMN YOU!
AND HE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK, SO WE THOUGHT...
- NO KIDDING? - Larry: LET'S GO.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - JAMIE.
- NO, DAD, GO TO BED! - WHO'S THERE?
( theme music playing )
HOW ABOUT A TOAST? TO GOOD FRIENDS, GOOD FRIENDSHIP.
AND YOU'RE CHARLIE THE LIMO DRIVER, MAN.
- I'M ALL ATWITTER. - SHE MIGHT EVEN BE THERE TONIGHT.
- THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GIVING HIM FOR HIS BIRTHDAY? - YEAH.
- I WANNA SAY A LITTLE SOMETHING TO HIM. - PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T.
THAT DOESN'T AFFECT HETEROSEXUALS, RIGHT?
- STILL NO ON THE... - NO.