Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I KNOW. ISN'T THAT NICE? - YEAH, YOU DO LOOK GOOD.
WITH A SPECIAL REQUEST, AND IN THIS CASE, THERE WAS A REQUEST
THE SELFISHNESS THAT'S GOING ON HERE.
FEEL LIKE YOU'RE PUTTING ON AIRS OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?
- OKAY, GIVE ME THIS, PLEASE. - THANK YOU.
THIS IS NOT YOUR LIMO. THIS IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S LIMO.
- WEAR A BOW TIE? BARTENDER? - OH!
I FEEL LIKE A JERK 'CAUSE I KIND OF PROMISED HIM.
PLEASE DON'T--
NOBODY'S SWITCHING? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING TO ME?
- HI, GOOD EVENING, MISS DAVID? - YES.
OKAY, I WILL. ONE MORE THING:
I'M SO-- I'M SO-- OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY.
HOW YOU DOING, MR. MCENROE?
- I DON'T BELIEVE HIM. - THAT SON OF A...
YOU DON'T WANNA BE BURIED NEXT TO ME WHEN YOU'RE DEAD,
- I WANT SOME PEACE AND QUIET. - OKAY, FINE.
Heather: WHO YOU CALLING A FREAK, YOU BALD FUCK?
I TAKE BACK MY TOAST.
HOWEVER, THIS IS NOT BAD.
YEAH, BOY OH BOY, YOU SHOULD BE.
GOT ANY EXTRA TICKETS?
I THANK YOU, LARRY, TO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO MR. DANSON.
- CHARLIE, COME HERE. YOU GOTTA SEE THIS. - MMM.
HEY, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. WERE YOU SHY AS A CHILD?
- WHERE'S THE CAR? - LEON TOOK IT.
OH JEEZ
They just called. And I can't get over there.
- ARE YOU INSANE? - LARRY, DO ME A FAVOR. COME ON, MAN.
OKAY, THAT'S FAIR. OKAY.
YEAH YEAH, I'M NOT THAT CRAZY ABOUT THEM,
- I CAN'T FIND THIS PLACE. - ( woman speaks Spanish )
- THREE LEGS! WHAT IS THAT? - PIG NOSE.
- FINE, FINE, I'M LEAVING! - GO ON.
- YOU DON'T KNOW THAT FOR A FACT. - I DO KNOW. I CAME BACK.
EVER PLAY PING PONG? PING PONG'S MY GAME. I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING:
- RETURNING THE CAR. - YEAH, THANKS.
- I'M PUTTING ON AIRS? - A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.
- NOTHING? A PUZZLE, HUH? - NO, I--
IT'S TRUE. WHEN YOU START TO THINK ABOUT IT,
- I CAN'T DO THAT. I NEED TO BE ON THE END. - THAT'S TRUE.