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for you to screw it up now.
[ Shrieks ]
I think I've lost weight.
[Thinking] Uh-oh. Did I say that or just think it?
[ TV: Women Chanting ] Down with sexism! Down with sexism!
- Oh, my God! He's dead? - Oh, wait. I mean D.W.I.
this little guy writes mysteries...
- [Homer Hyperventilating] - [Marge] Uh, Homer? Are you all right?
(SINGING) The Simpsons
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What a terrible waste.
Your husband was found D.O.A.
Now, here's one of our favorite Duff beer commercials...
The food is connected to a mild electrical current.
First Prize! First Prize!
Are you sure? Well, everyone's talking about it.
[ All Muttering ]
The man never said please or thank you in his life
- Why are you saying that? -Just screwin' with your mind.
I never realized how boring this game is.
[ Thinking ] Little do they know, I'm ducking out early...
ESPN is a boring old biddy
- [ Whirring ] - [Footsteps]
TV, have you turned on me too?
He went poo poo he pooped
- Pipe down, rub-a-dub! - Ow.
and The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.
- [ Buzzes ] - [ Whining ]
I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
My name is Daniel. Bodycomm 4.0 has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old
My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband is D.W.I.
Your Honor, I'd like that last remark stricken from the record.
## [ Continues Humming ]
I’m going to Mo’s And coming back loaded
Chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug.
- You're under arrest. - D'oh!
[ Yawns ] Well, time to go to work.
No!
Now, if any of you ever think of drinking and driving again...
Let’s hope we win Thursday….
####[Film Sound Track: Madcap]
Hey, Lise, Look what I can do.