Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

To protect you from a woman

I'm torn up inside.

That must have been so confusing.

So we'll skip the first date that starts awkward

unlike true holidays, like my half birthday

Dad, maybe you should get some therapy.

You're fired. Put that coffee down.

I am wanted by the FBI

You know, I just realized I could have found her,

(yawning): Everything I need is in this room.

‐I think you missed that one. ‐D'oh!

We never found Mona. Oh...

(gasps) This is the best Mother's Day ever!

Have you considered another religion? Hmm?

Oh, come on, that's a premium disorder.

If only I could kiss your fuzzy face.

Aw, that is nice.

Mr. Simpson, when you found out

He was so simple I‐I just couldn't stretch it out.

I warned you about solving people's problems.

♪ I love my dog ♪

But I know something that could help.

And that's how I met your mother.

Something I've never told anyone.

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