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Well, the truth is, I don't exactly know
9,095...
and I carefully chose a picture of all the kids...
(growls)
Mom.
Or it will be the best Mother's Day ever.
Yes.
I can't leave you.
(groaning)
Yippee! God bless ya, son!
for 2,600 days.
Seen it.
but ends with potential,
afford more mental health.
I mean, it's a pretty low bar.
(laughs) It's him!
Oh, I can't say no to that face.
and a boy whose closest thing to a mother
GRAMPA: D'oh! Son! I can't get through!
Tied to my dog tags is a picture of my gal, Clara.
Well, only if you consider "lonely"
She's alive! She's alive.
♪ ♪
‐Right. ‐(gasps) I never knew that.
It's heartbreaking. I don't know if I'll ever‐‐
Oh, here comes the remorse.
Well, some of us get pretty lonesome, too,
they want to make a baby that is immediately
Mom...?
Don't worry, Mom. Thanks to the app store,
the third date where you find out
There was too much going on.
(distorted): Homer! I miss you so much!
Why did she go to Utah?
‐Did it? ‐Yes.
(chuckles) I wish.
and... pour vous.
No, thank you!
while we were chasing after this one woman?
You came back... for me?
‐another 99 cents. ‐(groans)
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what opening a can of dog food is to their ears.
Oh, my God, I wasn't protecting you,
9,094...