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We have a staff that does it. We sit in the front.
Oh no, this'll be exciting. You're gonna be great!
- I found it. - I know, but it's not your watch.
Costing?
that spicy food makes
It looks like you're building a sandcastle on the table.
One of the maintenance guys from the hotel had it on.
- Is that what you're saying? - No, that's what you're saying.
I didn't have a good night's sleep. What am I supposed to do?
Well, it's simply a matter of creative accounting.
# But this we're telling you, sirs #
- Hey, honey! - Hey.
You think these glasses are okay? I think I made a mistake.
- Oh, sure, yeah. - I am a fellatio teacher.
How did you get this on? I can't even figure it out.
Did you look, maybe-
- Thank you, have a nice day. - Okay, you too.
The first producer ever
So far this is about the funniest thing I've seen on Broadway.
Where do you live?
He's a little cyclone, a little tornado
- I'll go with you. - No, it's crazy.
'Cause my mother used to say that to me growing up.
Sir, whatever- whatever pleases you. That's fine with me.
- Cady went to go get some coffee. - Oh, she's here?
What are you doing in the lobby
Yes, he taught me everything I know.
But do it horizontally.
What was I saying?
- for power on and off... - On and off, copy that.
to this whole experience,
that you didn't get some kind of gratuity.
a producer could make more money with a flop
- Thank you very much. - Thank you, no problem, okay.
Swedish.
Stupid cousin Andy, you know?
I could study the rest of my life,
That's all I'm talking about.
Would you mind telling me what he said to you up there?
He turned to me on his deathbed
- I didn't know you sang and you danced. - I really don't.
# A Ziegfeld, so they'd say #
The floor is for standing.
Sir, the bellman will bring up your luggage after you check in.
Hey hey, all right! All right! All right!
I lost my watch I think at rehearsal.
I got your message, by the way. Thank you so much.
- You'll be wonderful. - Yeah, thanks.
# It's just no go, you've got no show #
- I was excited I got it for him! - I know.
Yeah, I'm sure.
- All right, Sanji. - Hey, that's good. Sanjay.
You are constantly undermining every decision I've made on this trip!
but if I didn't find your watch in the first place,
Who's this?
Thank you, by the way. That was so sweet of you,
All right, calm down.
# That slimy, sleazy #
No no, you still have an hour.
Do you have anything to read?
The next time I'll see you will be after the play,
You've got a picture of Bush in your dressing room?
What? Are you nuts?
was a little upset this morning.
- It belongs to David Schwimmer. - No, finders keepers.
Look, I got the lenses put in my Max glasses.
That's fascinating.