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We're drinking with our baby in a bar.
has been a cry for help.
Ergo, we are good parents.
Yeah, you got this. I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
If you guys want, I'm free to watch Marvin.
- What? No, he didn't. - Yeah, he got the last word.
We get it, okay?
Well, whenever I see someone unhappy, I get the urge to give them cookies.
I miss.
I still want in.
There he is. Straddle me. Start grinding. Nothing's off-limits.
And if you wanna stay there until after SportsCenter is over, that's fine too.
I just learned via this text message...
- You might wanna trade out that lollipop for a shirt. - Yeah.
I spent the night thinking about how everything I've done since Quinn and I broke up...
[Sighs] Nobody asked for your help, Patrice!
Starting at quarterback, the pride of Cleveland...
The studio's unlocked. The weather map's up.
[Thinking] Attagir!. Keep it cool.
You're-You're always gonna be Uncle Ted.
[Shouts] I'm going in.
We'll do it for you, Robin!
Ted, although a "what the hell" attitude...
- What do you think? - Oh, that idea is amaze-balls! [Giggles]
Sorry. When I'm excited, I abbreviate words I shouldn't.
and clearly you've done something extreme...
Sorry if I'm bad company.
You want the fix? I got the fix.
"I'm getting too old for this shirt."