Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That project really was your baby...
- Wait, you didn't sleep with her? - Nope.
Hey, guys, Barney.
Oh. Your Uncle Ted is so proud.
You may have closed the door on Barney, but he locked it.
What? You got ketchup on a red tie. You can't even see it.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Cornelius.
You deserve a better end than this!
- That's it. Ted's fired. - What? Fired?
What did I do wrong?
Well, it's come to this.
- Thanks for being on board. - Not on board.
Oh, Lily, that sounds perfect. Thank you.
Not that gig, sweetheart. [Sighs]
Hi, Barney. You seem like you run fast.
[Ted] Oh, my God! He just did it again!
But when it came to making the first move, well...
- What? - You're half-naked.
[Ted] Get ready for our star runway model.
But they do look yummy-yum-yum, mister.
[Crying] I miss you, Cornelius!
[Thinking] Hey, there, Scherbats, your voice of reason here. What ya doin'?
And I realized that I'm searching...
You're so sensitive and deep.
And so we rescheduled your meeting with that headhunter.
The point is it made us remember another scrapbook you made.