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[Robin] The other week, Barney made a move, but I turned him down.
[Chuckles]
Marvin and I are lucky you're our parents.
he needed help.
♪ ♪ [Man Vocalizing]
Congratulations on the gig.
Kind of a big professional meeting.
Someone's about to get unseasonably banged.
Barney, I don't know you that well, but are you okay?
I felt awful for closing the door in his face, but he realized I was right.
You know what they say. A watched tot never crawls.
No, nope. It's over.
Um, actually, I don't think I want that.
- Ow. - Delicious and mine.
Once you learned you couldn't have lobster, you became obsessed.
What? No, no. My dad will be better by then.
You're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy.
Mm-hmm.
And I made that very clear...
Come on, Ted. What do you say?
and I need somebody big and strong to take it to my office for me.
I'm out of control. I came this close to telling Barney that I wanted him.
as long as you know what you want...
Look, I-I think that we've figured out what's going on with you.