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DALE: Invoice 134772. Amount $3.88.
[SCREAM]
Damn it, why are there so many ways to kill people...
Rodriguez, if you ever want your kids...
Firing Gladstone? Sure. Gladstone!
They should've hatched by now.
[Gasps]
Well, if you need me, I'll be 8 feet under in my metaphorical grave.
You're bald.
It's just that we were having spectacular sex.
- Are we clear? - Clear.
[Grunts]
You will not regret it.
Remain calm, everyone. I am their mother.
- Sorry, sug'. I just don't feel like it. - Maybe this'll help.
and the underground garage clearance is only 7 feet.
Excuse me.
I love exterminating.
I'm tired of getting while-you-were-out messages from the receptionist.
We will breed servant roaches.
Oh, God.
DALE: Exterminator's log, 0:10:05 a.m.
Mask Schmask
Well, we're a team at Stik-Tek.
And I'm going all the way back to when we were Stik Co.
I wasn't gonna play hooky on my first day.
- No. - That's right.
I moved your lunch to 4:00.
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