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I gotta get home in time for Mister District Attorney.
[♪ Maxine Weldon: "Chilly Wind"]
- No, you are. Just take it. - No.
[Jess] Two, three...
A lot of 'em were.
Yeah, it's fine, I just, I can't talk baseball right now. Okay?
- Fuckin'... - Hey, guys!
So I need you to do something for me.
Okay. That's not true. See, look, here.
[Edgar] What if your daughter is an invert? What you gonna do?
Oh, my God! Shirley! I didn't even think of that.
that if I cross it, I won't be able to go back.
We can find somewhere else.
Okay.
We will never be like them.
[speaking English] The child approves, she enjoys it.
- No. - I know.
[women laughing]
[metal grinding]
You will, though.
I think Jo is queer. I think she's queer.
- Nice hit. - [Greta] Thanks.
Wow, how absolutely random!
If she can do this, I definitely can.
Oh, I am ashamed of you, Lupe.
So, should we just stick with the lineup?
- Mmm. - I swear to God, I fell in love with him right then and there.
We gonna be, uh, making screws and wing plane parts...
I don't think this old man has anything left to teach you, except how to celebrate.
- Wow. What am I even looking at? - [Carson sighs]
- [chuckles] Do you want anything, smokes or anything? - No.
You look nice. You meeting someone?
Yes, of course.
Sorry, the Mayor called you to turn off one light for the war?
Hey, you know why they still talk about that stupid bird I killed?
No. Speed Jaxon is, like, ten times more real than Captain America.
- [in English] He's dead. - He's not dead, Shirley. We just saw him.
- Why is that? - Listen. Okay.
Just kidding.
It's so loud! We should get desks next to each other.
- I can live with that. - Yeah, we'll see.
And the pitch.
[Guy] All right, now, um, let me give you some advice.
[both laughing]
Yes. I second that. And she's very tall. You can see her from anywhere.
What is that thing?
- [bat hits ball] - [crowd applauding]
[kettle whistling]
And gives me a hand-written menu
but my borin' ass has got a job. What you got?
[announcer] Gonzalez is stealing?
You know, I've been thinking
- You know I would've told you. - I forgot you told me not to tell.
I'm impressed, Shaw. This... Ooh!
So, that would be amazing if you would switch.
Safe!
On the field. At your office.
Okay, baby. You need to get your shit together. Now. So...
[announcer] And the throw back to second. She slides, but not in time.
- It gives me a headache. - Ugh.