Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so many people who have shaped my life

This is going to an uncomfortable place.

That's not going to stop me from using air quotes.

Tell it to Deney Terrio here. I should've been a dancer.

They're boarding the place up as we speak.

Thank you. Which one is it?

- Didn't think of that. - Just not a gas guzzler.

Who wants more?

Well, irony of ironies, the money I got from your grandpa

They want me to be their executive chef four nights a week.

That sounds fair, but I should pay interest.

- And wingdings and tum-tum's. - That was close.

A little drunk, and all I'm drinking is apple juice.

and if you wear it with a moody look on your face like you're thinking of Bolsheviks,

We got her one car. It's a little Prius. It's safe, it gets great gas mileage.

I just... Rory grew up here.

She's lost in a sea of blue polyester, Mom.

Right. The big-eared Romeo fiasco of '98. Gotcha.

- Congratulations, Rory. - Thank you, Headmaster.

On the verge of blubbering here.

As his parting shot to me, Charleston never responded

after you graduate. You've got good deal-making skills. Eye of the tiger.

- Lorelai, it's your mother. - Mother, hi.

I am proud to be their grandchild.

- But you reconsidered. - Come on, Brad. Go out a winner.

honored attendees and students,

You mean, did I find any silent death?

Oh. It was a really nice ceremony, wasn't it?

My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn't do whatever

- He's a good guy. - Yeah, he is a good guy.

- Almost done here, folks. - Great, Kirk. You find any mold?

- Okay. - Good.

Romantic cruises say commitment, my friend.

But it's only a few months until the Dragonfly opens, right?

and the owner's son is walking around with a bunch of men in suits.

the dazzling woman from whom I received my name

This is degrading for a man of my capabilities.

We're the Chilton equivalent of 50 Cent's posse. Where are the boys?

Yup, I'm closing down the diner for a couple of weeks

and grandfathering in previously proposed statutes with no procedural delay.

- Forgot how to sit. - Yes, it was horrible.

Okay, hon, listen.

Lyme disease, auto accidents, plane accidents.

This marble is two hundred years old. Harriet Beecher Stowe walked on this marble.

Hey, Dean, he's paying you for all this, right?

And I pulled towel duty today.

This will not happen again, promise.

Well, what is it?

and running in four or five months.

Grandma and Grandpa are paying for Yale.