Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Headmaster Charleston, faculty members,

You release a pack of wolves, they eat the deer, problem solved.

- Wow, look at the gargoyles. - What? Wow, yeah.

Strings are attached to everything.

Coming through! Heavy packs.

so that way you'll capture a lot of your favorite moments

- Rats. - Did Rory walk in?

I'm not doing his stupid towels. I hate that stupid guy

and you won't be stuck with just the stiff, you know, posed shots.

It's a win-win-win situation.

they'll mistake you for Simone de Beauvoir. Pack it.

Which apparently is right now.

Please, promise me that's not it. It would break my heart.

- Really? - Wonderful.

- Yes, it is. - Yeah, I agree.

Out of our way, peace boy!

How about this?

- Does she need medical attention? - Paris.

I live in two worlds. One is a world of books.

- Lorelai. - Sorry. Hmm.

It's a distinct pleasure for me to introduce to you our valedictorian.

with neat mustaches trailing after us, carrying our luggage,

All the feelings that I have hiding here for you inside, bong, bong, bong.

Through good times and bad, Chilton formed us,

Jess, is that you?

It's a rewarding world, but my second one is by far superior.

- Plus Picklepuss and Sauerkraut. - Your parents make six.

God, I can't imagine working someplace else. And without my Lorelai!

No, the roof is fine. Some shingles need replacing,

- A controlled hunt. - Guns?

rode a sad train with Anna Karenina,

Oh, it's okay. Pretty standard. Boring.

I'll drop some boots if you drop some books.

- You don't have to do this. - I know. That's why it's fun.

and not coming to my graduation and leaving again without saying goodbye again,

This is a trumped up problem.

You are not changing your major from journalism because of my lack of money.

- Is paying for Yale. - No! No way!

Yes, but we didn't know if the whole seating issue had been resolved.

Take it off, you're done.

- Good. - Yes, it is.

- What are you gonna do now? - Rail at God for awhile.

I just wish I wasn't so scared of finding it.

Look, it's a long story, but no other financing came through

- Sorry, got travel plans of my own. - Really?

Suffered memory loss due to mold infestation.

- Okay. - Okay.

I mean, I know the Independence Inn closing is a setback.

- Ah, safety pin, perfect. - We can't do this.

Now, people, I know it's an unpleasant subject,