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I prefer to be called Earl when I'm holding my baby.
No, ma... Why you got to point out
You know I don't like to rip off band-aids.
You were right.
Do you smoke them?
- Do I get to put l... - No. No ladies need lotion.
Hello Kitty.
- And get paid?! - Nope.
I wasn't born when you were my dad's friend.
You're raising kings.
What?!
I'm asking you to invest in a business.
He asked me for money. You were right about him.
Bette Midler.
Well, he's not perfect, but he means well.
not depress my woman.
Okay, we're gonna shift gears a little bit
Sorry, little man.
Only for a few days.
Consulting with a fortune teller
So I can get her this.
Chinese people take care of their possessions.
I actually wrote "Ghetto Life" on the piccolo.
And that one married a man wealthier than you.
Why don't you get her a tube top from the Delia's catalogue?
but I don't think we have the money
No, you were right.
We shared a twin futon when we roomed up in Jersey.
You know I can't have that negative energy around Genesis.
This is Citadelle. And this is Denise.
I decided to forgive you.
and you do it, no questions asked?
What?
Well, I was wrong about Honey.
Oh, my God. You won't believe what Becca G. Just ate.
Please. I can't even tell you've had three kids.