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all I think about is Jamie fucking Tartt.
But Rebecca, Man City will snap those up.
Yeah, there you go. You got it.
You know, to be liked by someone like her must be... 's wonderful.
Questions like, "Have you played a lot of darts, Ted?"
But, well, when we're married, what's hers will be mine
You are as delicious as ever. From your West End to your Marble Arch.
-So where are we going for dinner? -It's a surprise.
-All right, thanks, Dani. -You're welcome.
-Do you like darts, Ted? -They're okay.
That's good.
What, scissors?
Okay.
Oh, you fucker. Don't do this to me.
You hated all of that.
-Yeah. -Perfect analogy.
By not trying for sex?
Good eye.
who's filling in for roy diamond? hugo jackson.
Holy shit, that felt good.
Classic Quote
Grow up and get over it.
I forgot I had these on me.
I asked you if you wanted to go get coffee with me yesterday
Tell you what, I gotta get you all some satin jackets made,
That's very thoughtful of you.
I got you a late checkout.
Oh, my God.
Attaboy, team. “Raft of otters” it is
Okay, then.
For I am rounding up the Diamond Dogs.
Are you dating other people?
Does it actually?
Right. The product you'd most like to get into business with is joy?
Fellas, I could watch you do this jaunty North Korean military thing
No, Roy, it does not.
Efficient. Do you want to see a movie later?
I slept with Rebecca's friend Sassy.
Just let me finish, yeah?
This and... what's the billiard game y'all do
and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman and it was painted on the wall there.
You are a very lovely consolation prize
but we're actually here to meet with the Milk sisters.
Morning, boss.