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-and hoses that squirt. -Gimme!
We are not sawing off a piece of our child's head.
Yeah, I guess I am.
I'm the daddy. Got to go to work. How about a kiss?
"Honey, he's such a sweet thing," you said.
We planned for them,
Your mother just hasn't come to terms with the fact
-(FRIDGE CREATURES YELLING) -Juice!
He is king now, he must join us in the Cave of Destiny,
-Yay! Ha! -Finished your cereal?
ELDER 3: The variance is granted. Touch the horn and go.
A long, gold bony thing with a point.
Well, he did eat a lot of sugar this morning.
even though all these guys think you're king 'cause you got that horn,
What?
ELDER 1: Four thousand seventy-nine.
ELDER 3: Behold the king of the dinosaurs!
ELDER 3: Your time is up.
-Uh, got to go. -No! No!
(SIGHS)
-Like 'em. -You do?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yeah.
(VOODOO CHANTING)
EARL: Make way! Coming through! Father of the king coming through!
We're gonna need another Timmy.
and as a tyrannosaurus, I use my massive jaws
But I could chew off my foot if you want.
We're gonna need another Timmy... ...I mean Kevin
-Glad it didn't happen to me. -Touchy, touchy.
But I'm getting teased at work.