Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids

And that lady you European-kissed last night was actually a gentleman.

I'm gonna take you behind the middle school and get you pregnant.

gonna take you behind the middle school & get you pregnant

These Holly-weirdoes from La-Ia Land, like Jenna Moron-ey, are just un-American.

I want you to crush Josh.

Put the chicken near your mouth.

Or Satanists. Ooh, that's even better.

- You read the paper. - Yeah, suck it. I do read the paper.

If Kenneth can beat me, and you can beat Kenneth,

Remember, you liked those pictures of him at the beach?

Listen, I want to make sure you're not gonna regret this,

Lesson number one... you don't need anyone.

because it's not just cute guys that buy these magazines.

I never should have let her do "Maxim" in the first place.

Why can't we all just sit down in normal chairs and figure this out?

OK, the pinwheels are lit, but they're not spinning.

My offer is now 75 cents.

Oh, no comeback? You're burnt!

Oh, my gosh. I had no idea I was causing a problem.

Here's my counteroffer.

The Easter Bunny.

Yeah. Then they're gonna be on their way down.

This is a really special day.

That's what I thought.

God, I wish there was somebody I could negotiate with right now.

I don't need a couple of yes-men.

I WANNA TAKE HER BEHIND A MIDDLE SCHOOL AND GET HER PREGNANT.

Then you go out there, and you voice your opinions like a star.