Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna take you behind the middle school and get you pregnant.

- You read the paper. - Yeah, suck it. I do read the paper.

I WANNA TAKE HER BEHIND A MIDDLE SCHOOL AND GET HER PREGNANT.

Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids

Then you go out there, and you voice your opinions like a star.

This is a really special day.

Yeah. Then they're gonna be on their way down.

I never should have let her do "Maxim" in the first place.

Here's my counteroffer.

Or Satanists. Ooh, that's even better.

The Easter Bunny.

My offer is now 75 cents.

And that lady you European-kissed last night was actually a gentleman.

Remember, you liked those pictures of him at the beach?

God, I wish there was somebody I could negotiate with right now.

gonna take you behind the middle school & get you pregnant

Why can't we all just sit down in normal chairs and figure this out?

If Kenneth can beat me, and you can beat Kenneth,

Oh, my gosh. I had no idea I was causing a problem.

OK, the pinwheels are lit, but they're not spinning.

because it's not just cute guys that buy these magazines.

That's what I thought.

Oh, no comeback? You're burnt!

Listen, I want to make sure you're not gonna regret this,

Lesson number one... you don't need anyone.

Put the chicken near your mouth.

These Holly-weirdoes from La-Ia Land, like Jenna Moron-ey, are just un-American.

I don't need a couple of yes-men.

I want you to crush Josh.