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Then join us here tomorrow night for a protest
Are you trying to get on another show behind my back?
- He's not replaceable as my friend. - He's your opponent now.
that like to get in silly costumes and prance around."
I would've been happy if our only reward was helping that dethroned prince of Nigeria,
- Oh, Liz did. - Shut up.
I love "Halo" so much, I want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
He's the king around here. You got to respect that.
Damn it!
Liz, you took to this like a natural, more than lever...
Yeah, suck it. I do read the paper!
and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America.
- I get an NBC discount here. - Idiot!
Posing in "Maxim" is a great career move. There's no shame in it.
I hate this!
Have you been letting me win?
I don't think so, K, 'cause I like to keep my material fresh.
He's gonna stay home until we give in to his demands.
All right.
Oh, well, I just killed you again.
and come on home.
Look, Jack. I think I should tell you.
Help!
No, no, no. I won't stand for this.
Let's skip the foreplay and get right to the penetrashe.
- What? - That was privileged information.
dress her in an eagle costume, and we're gonna call it a "Salute the Troops" episode.
You know, we have a huge readership in the armed forces.
It's time for a change, America. That's why I'm voting for Osama in 2008.
I said America...
I can't wait to go mano a mano with Josh.
Listen, I'd love to grab a little face time with you,
Alan? Who's Alan?
Mr white. I don’t know any Of these people.