Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, Jack. I think I should tell you.

that like to get in silly costumes and prance around."

- I get an NBC discount here. - Idiot!

It's time for a change, America. That's why I'm voting for Osama in 2008.

Listen, I'd love to grab a little face time with you,

I don't think so, K, 'cause I like to keep my material fresh.

I would've been happy if our only reward was helping that dethroned prince of Nigeria,

Liz, you took to this like a natural, more than lever...

Yeah, suck it. I do read the paper!

and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America.

I can't wait to go mano a mano with Josh.

- He's not replaceable as my friend. - He's your opponent now.

No, no, no. I won't stand for this.

Mr white. I don’t know any Of these people.

and come on home.

Alan? Who's Alan?

Then join us here tomorrow night for a protest

dress her in an eagle costume, and we're gonna call it a "Salute the Troops" episode.

Are you trying to get on another show behind my back?

You know, we have a huge readership in the armed forces.

- What? - That was privileged information.

I said America...

- Oh, Liz did. - Shut up.

He's gonna stay home until we give in to his demands.

Oh, well, I just killed you again.

Have you been letting me win?

Posing in "Maxim" is a great career move. There's no shame in it.

Let's skip the foreplay and get right to the penetrashe.

He's the king around here. You got to respect that.

I love "Halo" so much, I want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.