Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Television on! Pornography!
- Midnight. You bring the coffee. -2:30, you bring the coffee. That's my final.
You're marrying my mom, aren't you?
who learns that poetry is just another way to rap.
Moving on... Josh Girard. I had him right where I wanted him
Right. I think you mean "mano a toddler."
Fight the worm!
Here's my counter offer: Yes
He said they were at the thing, and Little Zay just ended up running.
Jenna, this is ridiculous. What does any of this have to do with comedy?
We are not smiles times.
Why do you sound so surprised? I love America.
How could you betray me like this?
Hey, would Sharon Stone worry about that?
Jon and I saw your tape... very, very impressed.
I want you to crush him.
I love canoli so much that... I wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant..
How would you like to be in my entourage?
- Meetings? - And if...
"TGS"... Totally godless suckers.
Excuse me. Do you work for NBC?
No, Obama. You support Barack Obama.
And when they're not spinning, they look exactly like...
because young women will buy just about anything.
Here's my counteroffer...One DOLLAR
Is that baby oil?
- She supports the troops. - Well, here 's a question, Chris.
One dollar.
- Would Richard Gere? - No.
- I have us pencilled in for "Halo." - I love "Halo"!
Um, you know, that was weak, but you're in the mix, you're having fun, I like that!
You're beating him at "Halo," you're not laughing at his jokes.
Ok, the Cheesy Blaster is getting aroused. Shut It Down!!
- How are you beating Kenneth, Grizz? - I don't know.