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But then he gave me a gun, so I let it go.
We don't give each other presents.
Well, what about when you joined the service?
You claim to have all these friends.
No, we haven't.
I'm not comfortable enough with myself to be alone.
Man, you just don't understand what it's like
Can't hear anything.
The twinkle lights were breathtaking.
With red's shoes?
"you are cordial invited to mount hump,"
And decorate it with red's shoes. Ha! Burn!
Okay, okay. We came here for a reason.
And I died a little inside.
I took the van to mount hump,
Is it the car, or are you more handsome?
but lately, you've really impressed me.
Where was the last place you had it?
I'm surprised you didn't punch me in the face right then.
But if you talk to the insurance company,
I left a brand-new bag of tootsie rolls in there.
There's plenty of joe to go around.
This thing is totally baby-friendly.
(gasps) That's horrible!
Where, Donna? Please tell us.
Guess what I packed.
Well, that's the police motto...
Well, you didn't have to.