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A six-pack and a washboard.
-[burps] -[all] Barney!
Now, out of the way, because for the first time ever,
you have something that we desperately need.
If you can't trust godfathers, who can you trust?
The more I see, the more I wonder.
Oh, oh, I'm not on it.
♪
My target weight is to fit inside
HOMER: This guy must be a pinball wizard!
Nah, it's always been that sign.
♪ You might lose your big toe ♪
a mailing tube by Christmas.
No, it's not some smart, ambitious woman that's missing.
I mean, eh, eh, Othinquic.
♪ You might lose all your hair ♪
I know what's missing.
Wow, Chief.
But you wanted me to take it.
Homer, as the only overweight man left in town,
♪ Eating hot dogs with no bun ♪
I'm fine. They put me on this medicine
The profits are 100% safe.
No, actually--
Am I?
and willing to claim you have blood sugar issues?