Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey. Hey, Pickle. How you doing?

I gotta go to apartment 19.

and show you what we've done with the place.

-Yeah. -[hisses]

Hands in the air!

All right, but this is the third time this week that he's late.

♪ Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud ♪

Juvies or Juveniles, AKA Zombie Vamps,

Look, if I don't score some prices at Union wages by Monday,

-That felt good. [laughs] -You did that.

[distorted voice] He's coming.

So why don't we go home, get some rest.

Okay, fine. I will give you till Monday.

♪ Own it like I want it, that's 24-7 ♪

You could do this.

Good. Anything else?

See? It still catches me.

Wait. You can't leave. That's against protocol.

-[metallic twang] -[shot gun cocks]

[both grunting]

-That's the net for the teeth. -Yeah, I'll come in… Hey!

Welcome to the motherfucking Nightshift

♪ That's why, all my life I been grindin' all my life… ♪

-[Seth] Bud? -Seth!

She needs stability.

[radio turns off]

♪ When I was just a bad little boy ♪

Feeling better?

♪ Do it for the love On top there's the cream ♪

[both grunting]

-Really? -I'm sorry.

[in Spanish] Your last bullet, cabrón?

I was thinking, what if we tried this whole, you know,

♪ You gotta have the one killer Bee And he ain't gonna kill now… ♪

Oh, yeah. I got some, uh, teeth I need to sell.

-You can just put that down anywhere. -Sure. Okay.

♪ I may be a fool with my money But don't call me broke ♪

I'm his Union rep. But you can call me Cupcake or whatever you prefer.

Yeah. Cuts the head off… usually.

Buckshot mouthwash, baby.

Business is booming, I see.

Uh, a previous tenant left some ice cream in the freezer, if you're interested.

-Right. Right. -But also like…

Mmm. Jump back, want to kiss myself.

so I went to go get us breakfast.

-We're gonna work this out. -[stomach rumbling]

I mean, I know you served together, but, frankly, I don't care.

[tense music playing]

[Audrey] Jablonski…

Welcome to the mother fucking nightshift

[tongue clicks] Whose fault is that?

-Right? -Right--

-Ah! Oh, they got me! -[Heather] Look, Seth, calm down!

We'll make an anonymous call to the cops, and, after 24 hours,

I don't know how all this works, but I know my husband,

And yet, for whatever reason, whatever cruel joke from the gods…

that Mr. Jablonski's previous tenure as a Union member was…

I'm not exactly a pool cleaner.

they release a gas that gets on you that other vamps can sniff out.

[suspenseful music playing]

I can still smell him.

[in English] That's what you get.

-Stop listening to your mom. She drinks. -What?

[sighs] Wow. Mmm.

♪ Fuck what they say, just be The Black folk like it, it's a hit ♪

Southern, Eastern, Spider, Uber, and Juvenile.

I hear they got this sunscreen that they put on.

Snitches get stitches. We were gonna keep that between us.

Ah! You gotta stop wiggling!

Right now? Is that appropriate?

♪ I ain't George Foreman or Ali But I've won a few ♪

-[grunts] -[bones cracking]

I'm your only daddy, I hope. What's up?

♪ Shimmy shimmy ya Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪

By the way, lock your doors, don't come out after dark, and, uh…

Wait, is that…

[yells, groans]

[scanning, beeps]

Is that the stability you talk about?

-How about this? Hmm? -[kisses]

You want Carol's desk?

melt hole in their fucking head.

If we went by the book, we'd both be dead by now!

Let's have you get in the back.

Yeah, friendships are complicated.

Come on, babe. Let's go.

Just, please, don't take my daughter away.

The strongest African hardwood. Not that Ikea shit.

Come on, let's go.

I should've just got another job.

Why won't you take the $10 out of that? Taking everything else.

and your little girl's gonna be a part of it.