Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You could do this.

I can still smell him.

♪ When I was just a bad little boy ♪

Snitches get stitches. We were gonna keep that between us.

[in Spanish] Your last bullet, cabrón?

The strongest African hardwood. Not that Ikea shit.

I'm his Union rep. But you can call me Cupcake or whatever you prefer.

-Really? -I'm sorry.

I'm not exactly a pool cleaner.

Ah! You gotta stop wiggling!

[radio turns off]

[both grunting]

they release a gas that gets on you that other vamps can sniff out.

so I went to go get us breakfast.

Okay, fine. I will give you till Monday.

All right, but this is the third time this week that he's late.

Feeling better?

See? It still catches me.

Southern, Eastern, Spider, Uber, and Juvenile.

[both grunting]

-Right? -Right--

Welcome to the motherfucking Nightshift

and show you what we've done with the place.

I'm your only daddy, I hope. What's up?

Business is booming, I see.

♪ I may be a fool with my money But don't call me broke ♪

Look, if I don't score some prices at Union wages by Monday,

-Stop listening to your mom. She drinks. -What?

She needs stability.

I was thinking, what if we tried this whole, you know,

Why won't you take the $10 out of that? Taking everything else.

-[metallic twang] -[shot gun cocks]

[yells, groans]

Just, please, don't take my daughter away.

Let's have you get in the back.

♪ Do it for the love On top there's the cream ♪

Hands in the air!

and your little girl's gonna be a part of it.

-Yeah. -[hisses]

♪ Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud ♪

I gotta go to apartment 19.

[sighs] Wow. Mmm.

Right now? Is that appropriate?

-[Seth] Bud? -Seth!

Come on, let's go.

Welcome to the mother fucking nightshift

Buckshot mouthwash, baby.

that Mr. Jablonski's previous tenure as a Union member was…

-How about this? Hmm? -[kisses]

[tense music playing]

-That's the net for the teeth. -Yeah, I'll come in… Hey!

[distorted voice] He's coming.

We'll make an anonymous call to the cops, and, after 24 hours,

Wait, is that…

Juvies or Juveniles, AKA Zombie Vamps,

Oh, yeah. I got some, uh, teeth I need to sell.

[in English] That's what you get.

Yeah, friendships are complicated.

I hear they got this sunscreen that they put on.

Is that the stability you talk about?

-[grunts] -[bones cracking]

Mmm. Jump back, want to kiss myself.

Uh, a previous tenant left some ice cream in the freezer, if you're interested.

So why don't we go home, get some rest.

♪ I ain't George Foreman or Ali But I've won a few ♪

I mean, I know you served together, but, frankly, I don't care.

-That felt good. [laughs] -You did that.

♪ That's why, all my life I been grindin' all my life… ♪

-We're gonna work this out. -[stomach rumbling]

If we went by the book, we'd both be dead by now!

And yet, for whatever reason, whatever cruel joke from the gods…

♪ Fuck what they say, just be The Black folk like it, it's a hit ♪

Wait. You can't leave. That's against protocol.

[Audrey] Jablonski…

Good. Anything else?

Hey. Hey, Pickle. How you doing?

♪ Shimmy shimmy ya Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪

[tongue clicks] Whose fault is that?

♪ Own it like I want it, that's 24-7 ♪

You want Carol's desk?

-You can just put that down anywhere. -Sure. Okay.

♪ You gotta have the one killer Bee And he ain't gonna kill now… ♪

[suspenseful music playing]

I should've just got another job.

Come on, babe. Let's go.

melt hole in their fucking head.

I don't know how all this works, but I know my husband,

By the way, lock your doors, don't come out after dark, and, uh…

Yeah. Cuts the head off… usually.

[scanning, beeps]

-Ah! Oh, they got me! -[Heather] Look, Seth, calm down!

-Right. Right. -But also like…