Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Could you read it to me?
Still, he's only three miles away, and your parents' will was very specific
and I would advise all our viewers to turn away immediately
The plural of bed is... bed.
I suppose anything but lamb.
The dreadful villainy of this vile fiend
Out of all the numerous bedrooms in this enormous mansion,
- See? I've been saying it... - Honey, P-R-R...
Well you dodged a bullet
But sometimes, and every actor does this,
It's the count
All right, then.
- N! - For the knowledge
Your third cousin fourth time removed, or your fourth cousin three times removed.
at which one mostly speaks in a series of unintelligible shrieks,
Hang on to your toothbrushes.
which is really unfortunate
Boss...
Goodbye.
'Cause I'm very, very smart
Thanks again for taking us.
They own very little in case it erupts.
It's the count, it's the count It's the count
Perished means killed.
You know perfectly well we haven't any money.
I don't mean to seem like a lonely woman
Yes, the invention worked.
Oh... I see.
I have some very bad news for you children.
I'm sorry to tell you this...
It is the first burst of applause when the curtain rises.
And as anyone in the theater knows, after a grand entrance,
Let me tell you, those children are monsters.
you'll stay with my family.
It's the count, it's the count It's the count
because I was gonna take the bread that was cut up
That does seem reasonable.
We don't mind your saying so.
But don't touch anything.
The stove is a bit like a servant.
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
Something, Klaus Baudelaire, is ringing a very faint bell.
Maybe we can make this our home after all.
but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind.
The money our parents left behind is not to be used until Violet...
- It's a raven! - It's a crow!
prepare the food, set the table, serve dinner, clean up afterward,
Maybe it makes more sense in the original French.
Better than nothing.
Kepala hotak kau
If they can survive that, we can survive Count Olaf.
It is the source of all true art and science.
tomorrow you may go into town and purchase one.
His name is Count Olaf.