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but perhaps, children, with a bit of your money,
Arlo entering care core Real footage lmao
- Never heard of him. - He's either... Let's see. What is it?
I'm your neighbor. I... I live across the street.
From the bank? What's he doing here?
But being raised in a violent and sinister environment
If you want another bed,
Nevertheless, the Baudelaire orphans snapped into action.
- Wow, that was quick. - And it smells delicious.
And within moments, the entire Baudelaire mansion
and one day the parents rather unexpectedly asked their children
As I was saying, before the help interrupted...
Oh.
since they first came to Count Olaf's.
You mean our bed?
That's gonna make a wonderful headline.
And what's that thing James Brown said?
Which is why this guardian drop-off is going to be a bit hasty.
Good night, Baudelaires. Remember, our home is your home.
If anything, it encourages tears.
- Hi. - Hi.
to your new guardian?
Which you are forbidden to go into. Understood? Forbidden!
- Where's the roast beef? - What?
Are you Count Olaf's wife?
- What's that? - It's something my parents had.
Excuse me, Violet, but why are you using your left hand?
I wonder if Count Olaf's troupe will enjoy this meal.
Well, children, before I give you a tour of your new home,
- I'm sorry. - before you start speaking!
You do what?
Do you think this will be as good as the mailbox?
It's the count, it's the count It's the count
aren't you going to say How do you do?
What?
And the world's greatest actor
A tattoo is just a decorative pigment on skin.
Chop-chop, Baudelaires!
You asked them to make dinner.
Remember what Father said when he burnt the quesadillas?
Really? Did you help around the house? That's great.
And good night, guests.
from Italian cuisine to the world's most threatening fungus.
How could our parents put us here?
I find myself weeping thinking of his utter wickedness
and wash the dishes, and polish the silver,
I suppose it's not as nice as the libraries you're used to, but...
- T! - For the talent
The Baudelaire orphans knew they had to find a way
my dears.
Until we've identified your designated guardian,
Briny Beach, please.
I'm super bad!
That is I, Count Olaf.
Do you know what that means?
Remarkable woman. Flammable.
Thank you.
Oh, well, I am Justice Strauss of the High Court.
No, we spoke on the phone. I'm from Mulctuary Money Management.