Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you have a paper and pencil to take notes?

By the time it was time for the youngest Baudelaire

I am now forced to cough up my own earnings

And he's employed as an actor, so you know his excitement is genuine.

HELLO, HELLO, HELLO,........ .....CHILDREN

this story might have turned out differently.

with all the jolly rides and games and snacks?

They're all as talented as Count Olaf.

Laundry room. You can hang my underwear on that rack when you're done washing it.

It is also where you will chop wood.

Hello, hello, hello, children.

Klaus Baudelaire was the middle child and only boy.

Your parents left behind an enormous fortune,

so most people had trouble understanding what she was saying.

Until then, you will be placed with the proper guardian, or guardians,

What? No roast beef?

But... all my associates and I have managed to learn

They... they can hardly touch this revolting foreign food.

What can I do for you?

I'm handsome and I'm talented And love your bank account

I've never been through anything like this myself,

if only she'd seen the children in their horrible circumstances,

but the minute hand falls behind five minutes.

at the heart of a dirty and busy city,

We own nothing.

That is because not very many happy things happened

What Sunny lacked in communication skills, however,

but they were extremely unlucky.

- Promation? - Promotion!

That'd be disappointing. I made them myself.

Although I may be in line for a promotion, so that might change.

That's strange.

What did they leave behind?

I hope you'll be happy here. I'll still check in on you occasionally.

My sisters and I were wondering...

Is this about the children?

A roof over one's head is better than nothing.

We're all different ages.

- Commandment? - Blessing.

and change the history of the Baudelaires at this very moment

When Briny Beach was hot and sunny, the seashore was crowded with tourists

And this is where you will sleep, orphans.