Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll never laugh again.
That's not the salad, my pet.
pretty... uh...
No one knew why, but they never spoke to each other again.
Well, we're glad you found us. We got a message from V.F.D.
One of the most powerful elements not found on standard periodic tables
I wouldn't say "genius."
-We need help! -We just fell off a mountain.
Oh, no.
-is because she doesn't know. -So she lied? What else is she hiding?
S...
But we also have potatoes,
We've got uniforms in the barracks.
Then can you take us to shore?
I was expecting to torture an old enemy
And pried the sugar bowl from your cold, dead fingers or toes.
or else
All of them are equally dry, a word which here means "boring."
The phrase "uncharted waters" refers to locations that do not appear on a map,
Jacqueline?
There are plenty of times where it's better to stop and think.
No. Whatever's inside is safer away from Count Olaf.
We should read that, in case it comes back,
-Are you a mycologist? -I've always been interested in fungi.
My name is Lemony Snicket,
And a way out.
What's for dinner, Cookie?
Esmé Squalor?
-Cookie? -My other crewman.
Oh, um...
Phil, I am so sorry for causing that accident.
No, that's not my name.
No, that was me.
-I said I was sorry! -Sh!
Boxes of gum!
the scientists of the world developed a theory called "the water cycle."
This is Herman Melville. He's one of my favorite authors.
It's not gum, is it?
And Medusa is a monster from Greek mythology. Her hair is made of snakes.
instead of floating around looking for a sugar bowl.
I was heartbroken because I'd planned to slaughter you myself,
-I'll take it! -They said she was captain.
-My handsome daughter-- -I'm not handsome! I'm adorable.
That must lead to Anwhistle Aquatics.
Uh, you were a captain not five minutes ago, love.
What kind of experiments?
I don't know.
But what side of the schism?
Did you see it through the porthole? It was enormous.
- I'm literally drowning in paperwork. - Figuratively.
How the mighty have sunk... sunk to the bottom of the sea.
We assume the bowl was carried downstream,
...that families carve out time
Different cultures call it by different names, but...
No, of course she can. You're just so young.
Good work, everyone.