Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right.
Normal bill.
Help! I can't pull myself up. (SHRIEKS)
(GASPS)
OK, if everyone's happy. Let's clear the room.
- She said that before. - Yes, that's because...
Well, yeah, I mean, the clue is in the title, mate.
Yeah...
- Then I will undress you. - Ohh...
to stop people from touching themselves, apparently.
Got a tip from a ghost.
God, they're everywhere!
- 3,000. - We'd have to sleep on it.
So the metal cow remembers what it sees...
- (RADIO OFF) - Oh, come on!
- First, I will kiss your lips. - Ohh!
Ah, yes.
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
- Ooh! - GHOSTS: Ooh!
Yes, though I might just, erm...check.
- You can eat them now. - What?
In your face!
First door on the right, thank you.
Oh, great!
Who is that?
This wazzock! (GASPS)
I'm sure Adam knows what he's doing.
It's...It's Alison.
- Fine, I'll tell you. - (CAPTAIN SIGHS)
and then we're going to turn it round. Thank you very much.
What are they doing?
Yeah, if you like.
I'm just still amazed by that.
A named exception to the rule of monogamy.
Fixed it!
Red bill.
1469, to be precise.
What are they feeding the metal cow?
Thanks for your patience, everyone.
Oh, I hope he has a hairy chest.
Sometimes there's a whole list of people