Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can smoke your cigarettes.

How are we gonna have a wet T-shirt contest without girls?

so she can win it, and then she never wins it anyway.

I agree with the first part. But the second part seems incredibly harsh.

You can never have enough moonshine. Goddamn it.

No, I was talking a... Yeah.

You're the one that... All right. Jesus Christ, man.

We'll let you drink all the beer you want.

Two microbrews, please.

They're timeless. They're endless and timeless.

Mmm! Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

So I’m gonna go ahead and Pop this shirt off

We're trying to save the pub crawl. Really? This is what you're doing?

Charlie? Mm-hmm?

into having her enter the wet T-shirt contest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, okay. Okay!

Oh, my God! You scared me. What are you doing?

You're just 12? Twelve, Charlie!

Yeah, absolutely. I can't believe you banged a toothless busboy.

Offer still stand?

Hello there, Dennis. It's Charlie.

She made... No, dude. She was gesturing to me.

You think a Balrog lives in there?

But I'm getting a little nervous here, Frank.

Hmm. Oh, you bet your ass, Kim.

Damn, dude. This thing is like... What?

How is kissing gross? You know, we just don't like it.

That's the best goddamn part! Look, you guys deal with that.

What was that? What the hell is that?

What? No, dog. I was not...